I kind of think that a Viking Hold would be more honest than that:
“No one gives a crap about your call. We’re all drinking mead and pillaging random Irish villages. But if you stay on the line long enough, someone might pick up in order to insult your mother.”
I dunno, but if you zoom this one, 2x, it gets even more hysterical. I don’t know what that thing is, descending from his belt area, is meant to be, but the zoomier you get, the funnier it looks.
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I kind of think that a Viking Hold would be more honest than that:
“No one gives a crap about your call. We’re all drinking mead and pillaging random Irish villages. But if you stay on the line long enough, someone might pick up in order to insult your mother.”
“Also, what’s in YOUR wallet?”
Why does his face look so weird yet his hand looks normal? At least the woman looks normal, but why is her head floating above his shield?
I dunno, but if you zoom this one, 2x, it gets even more hysterical. I don’t know what that thing is, descending from his belt area, is meant to be, but the zoomier you get, the funnier it looks.
“Is that a carrot hanging off your belt, or are you just happy to see me?”
A clean shaven viking. I bet he’s an emotionally distant billionaire, too.