It looks like Levitating Wolfie has decided enough is effin’ enough and is shooting cosmic sun rays through these sad, sappy humans who dare to stick him on such a substandard cover.
Oh, man, it is. I somehow missed that and had to go look at it after you pointed it out. Now I’m sad.
EricL
9 years ago
Super Wolf! With radiation vision and able to levitate. Also, he is one big fella that looks mighty hungry. It looks like she will be the first course for dinner and then the dude. It is for the best, since:
1. Her arms are already melting
2. Their hands have merged into a one blob
3. The radiation is already shining out of their bodies
Bruce
9 years ago
Is Wolfie officiating their wedding? That would be a first.
Catie
9 years ago
He doesn’t look like a cowboy and she doesn’t look like a princess. Neither does the wolf. At least not on this cover.
I’m thinking that the cover with that lone werewolf would suit the title better. At least he looks like a cowboy, and she might sort of pass as a princess. Plus, wolfie.
He is a modern casual cowboy who has shunned leatherwear because he is vegan now, and she is a princess from a very poor country where only the very rich can afford long dresses. They are coming to the US of A to see if they can make a better life for themselves, and Obama has sent a giant levitating wolf to greet them, because first impressions and all that.
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It looks like Levitating Wolfie has decided enough is effin’ enough and is shooting cosmic sun rays through these sad, sappy humans who dare to stick him on such a substandard cover.
Needs more fonts.
Four fonts for seven words! That’s an impressive ratio.
Oh, man, it is. I somehow missed that and had to go look at it after you pointed it out. Now I’m sad.
Super Wolf! With radiation vision and able to levitate. Also, he is one big fella that looks mighty hungry. It looks like she will be the first course for dinner and then the dude. It is for the best, since:
1. Her arms are already melting
2. Their hands have merged into a one blob
3. The radiation is already shining out of their bodies
Is Wolfie officiating their wedding? That would be a first.
He doesn’t look like a cowboy and she doesn’t look like a princess. Neither does the wolf. At least not on this cover.
You beat me to that observation: “No Cowboy.” “No Princess.”
I’m thinking that the cover with that lone werewolf would suit the title better. At least he looks like a cowboy, and she might sort of pass as a princess. Plus, wolfie.
He is a modern casual cowboy who has shunned leatherwear because he is vegan now, and she is a princess from a very poor country where only the very rich can afford long dresses. They are coming to the US of A to see if they can make a better life for themselves, and Obama has sent a giant levitating wolf to greet them, because first impressions and all that.
Ah. It all makes sense now.
Because AMERICAN FLAG, dammit!
Wolfie now pronounces you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
*snort*
::double-snort!::
What, I needed a reason to put a wolf on the cover?
::guffaw::
Wolves on covers may not sell books, but they sure garner lots of attention here on LBC! 🙂
At least there are no squished moons or planets.
Nor taters!