Stock photo models know what they are getting into. The next cover this picture is on will probably be “Mail Order Bride of the Alien Cowboy” by Ann L. Probe.
Someone ought to (in a relative sense) write a romance novel in which the heroine IS a stock photo model. Then any old toot they use as a cover would be entirely appropriate.
Christ on a bike, was this done with Letraset or somethin’?
The most prominent cleavage on this page is the one between the e and the s.
Does anyone else see the author’s name as “Fat Diablo”?
No, but I thought the first word was eat.
I would 100% read a book by Fat Diablo. He sounds like he makes gritty biker action novels.
What drives me craziest is the complete inattention spent to how the letters hooked up to one another. You could do better with Letraset…
And what is that weird SP logo top left?
Believe it or not, that apparently the publisher’s logo – right where the title SHOULD have gone.
Gotta feel bad for the model here . . .
Stock photo models know what they are getting into. The next cover this picture is on will probably be “Mail Order Bride of the Alien Cowboy” by Ann L. Probe.
I actually thought that was a real title for like ten minutes. Sad.
Someone ought to (in a relative sense) write a romance novel in which the heroine IS a stock photo model. Then any old toot they use as a cover would be entirely appropriate.
Man, that’s an gold mine of potential meta humor satire there.