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WarGoat
WarGoat
4 years ago

Elementary, my dear Watson. It was Sexy Nun Mary Licorice in the rectory with the golden censer!

Myk
Myk
4 years ago
Reply to  WarGoat

Rector? I barely KNEW ‘er!

Hitch
4 years ago

Sooo, a role-playing 1890’s hooker? Is that the gist here?

Honestly, this is bloody appalling. What next, Sherlock on a moped with Watson sitting pillion?

Myk
Myk
4 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Don’t give them any ideas, Hitch.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Myk

Good point. One of the candidates to continue the Nero Wolfe series, after Rex’s death, actually did have that as a submitted plot element–Nero and Archie riding mopeds, on a hot chase, in the Caribbean. Thank GOD, that author wasn’t selected for the honor of continuing on! (I mean, did s/he forget Nero’s weight? Can you picture it?)

Myk
Myk
4 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

A motorcycle with a sidecar, MAYBE. But my God, a moped. That’s accidental comedy gold

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Myk

Yes, the same character who NEVER left the brownstone, except on the rarest of occasions, chasing some villain around the islands–thousands of miles from home–on a moped? It’s right up there with that horrid sendup of Charlie Chan, the one with the Dragon Queen or some dreadful title like that.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
4 years ago

Was the title supposed to be “A Scandal From East Anglia”?

Myk
Myk
4 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Probably some cheeky play off of the story a Scandal in Bohemia.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Myk

Yes, but who here thinks that the Sandal is intentional? I mean…Where’s the Feet? (if it’s intentional, that is?)

Nice catch, @Naaman Brown!

RK@HM
RK@HM
4 years ago

“In financial news, socks fell amid interest worries today…”

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  RK@HM

“The fearless Holmes was stocking the dreaded Moriarity…”

Myk
Myk
4 years ago
Reply to  RK@HM

. . . Spurred by news of widespread failing bunion crops.