I’m particularly fond of the snap on the pouch on his kilt. ABSOLUTELY authentic Nth-century, you betcha. Right up there with all the clean-shaven stuff.
It’s the baby-smooth armpits that are the best. Uh, yup, you absolutely look like you were living in the 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th or even 19th centuries, you betcha!
“Hum, is my deodorant still working?”
I’m particularly fond of the snap on the pouch on his kilt. ABSOLUTELY authentic Nth-century, you betcha. Right up there with all the clean-shaven stuff.
Of course he’s clean shaven, I bet he cleans up with that claymore!
It’s the baby-smooth armpits that are the best. Uh, yup, you absolutely look like you were living in the 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th or even 19th centuries, you betcha!
*Clears throat*
*plays note for note rendition of Rod Stewart’s ‘Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?’ On bagpipe*
“It’s a little-known fact that the Marquess of Dunbuggin spent most of his income on depilation wax for his personal bodyguard”