BLURB: Happy Birthday Daughter

When will my sister learn that I am Grandma’s favourite. Inmy latest Children’s Blockbuster Picture Book. You will quickly find your children enjoying a picture of some of the frictions, chaos and feuds experienced by a child in there daily life. This rich literary filled book is engaging and reflects on kids behavours and attitudes. It’s genuinely fun and filled with laughter.It is brilliantly written book that had to be unlocked only by a child.This unique Children’s Novel is ideal for Birthdays, Gifts and presents. It’s so true that Parents and grandma’s buy the best presents.This book is a publication that any child would enjoy. It isparked with plenty of laughter, Childhoodness and a complete senseof belonging. Well children are very savvy these days, you can’t get them the same presents every year because they will soon get bored. Children build up a treasure trove of memories which serves as a reservoir of bank for them to dip in and out of. They remember the presents, and the tiny little tasks that parents give them.

“I wonder why my book isn’t selling.”

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Matthew
Matthew
4 years ago

It is brilliantly written book that had to be unlocked only by a child.

This smells of human sacrifice.

WarGoat
WarGoat
4 years ago

Finally! A book about childhoodness.

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
4 years ago
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A bit dissapointment it’s not childhoodnessdomship, though.

Hitch
4 years ago

Is a “reservoir of bank” some sort of banky safe deposit box? Where you keep you spare banks? Little pink piggie banks, all lined up in a row?

Man, oh man.

Brad
Brad
4 years ago

Reflects on their spelling too..