Oh, NAAAATHAN, you forgot the blurb, big daddy-o. đ I think you meant to blurb this, from the 30 seconds of blurbage I saw fly past my eyes, to be replaced by that wondrous cover????
I assume that you know that if you say something like that, you’ll almost force people to go look at the aforementioned blurb. You are an evil, evil woman.
OMG, Garth’s father was TWELVE YEARS OLD?Oh, the humanity!
@El cochinote: we can all read your English-language skills quite clearly here and you obviously noted that the blurbage was excruciating, so…you’re probably in good shape. Not so much, poor Mr. Gray. With his Arthurian character, GARTHUR! Descendant of ARTHUR! (Jesus, it’s freaking painful).
the creature looks like it was from a 1950s b-movie!
Oh, NAAAATHAN, you forgot the blurb, big daddy-o. đ I think you meant to blurb this, from the 30 seconds of blurbage I saw fly past my eyes, to be replaced by that wondrous cover????
I assume that you know that if you say something like that, you’ll almost force people to go look at the aforementioned blurb. You are an evil, evil woman.
I know. It’s my curse and my gift. đ
In fact, the entire book was written using the same incredible English language skills shown in the blurb.
Although I shouldn’t make fun of it because, if I wrote my books in English, maybe they would be the same.
OMG, Garth’s father was TWELVE YEARS OLD? Oh, the humanity!
@El cochinote: we can all read your English-language skills quite clearly here and you obviously noted that the blurbage was excruciating, so…you’re probably in good shape. Not so much, poor Mr. Gray. With his Arthurian character, GARTHUR! Descendant of ARTHUR! (Jesus, it’s freaking painful).
Once I’ve seen that the cover is this bad, why would I want to look at the blurb?
Brother, you MISSED IT. As bad as this cover is, the blurb is, well and truly, worse.
We don’t need no stinkin’ verbs!
Big green dude has a SEVERE overbite problem.
Take a look at the sample text. It’s almost as good as the cover art.
Oh…After scrolling down, I see that people have already done that…
I really really really really want to know if people actually buy this sort of stuff.