The Duke Of Hell: The World’s Final Dictator!
Ladies and gentlemen, this book wins the internet for the day. The cover’s not the worst part; then there’s the blurb…
It is 2020 and the world is on the brink of complete destruction as never before! Global political chaos is in the air everywhere, food shortages and famine are beginning, international wars and rumors of more wars are on the News daily, pestilence and disease are occurring worldwide, and with all international economies nearing collapse, it seems as if mankind has finally brought about its own doom. Yet, is Mankind alone solely responsible for this predicament? Or is there some type of UNSEEN spiritual force behind it all? Indeed, is a secret, virtually unknown cadre of international leaders preparing the world for the coming of their Dark-Lord inside a UFO? Is there truly an unseen international conspiracy to bring about an End-Times Apocalypse in the making? And have such circumstances been predicted for thousands of years by Prophecies? Could we be the final generation that is actually nearing such an earth-shaking cataclysmic conclusion? Or will Earth be SAVED by a friendly UFO invasion of benevolent SNAKE creators from a different dimension? If so, will they actually help us or hurt us…??? Read all about it in this most AMAZING book, The Duke Of Hell, The World’s Final Dictator! Get your copy today and find out…!
All that, and I still don’t know if this is a novel or a supposed exposé.
But then, there’s the official site, DukeofHell.com, that really has to be seen — or rather, EXPERIENCED — to be believed.
You’re welcome.
Also, the site states:
This makes me think: Will the film be produced by The Asylum? If the answer is yes, I’m in!
I think the guy in the middle with the half-human, half-demon face is supposed to be scary. However, when I look at him, all I can say is, “Dude, you got something stuck to your tooth. Oh, and that growth on your head looks pretty bad. You might want to get it checked out by an oncologist.”
Book AND MOVIE . . .
Am I the only one who sees “THE WORLD’S ANAL DICTATOR” on that cover????
No. You are not.
I can’t unsee it now…
MWAHAHAHAHA….I’m eviiiiiil that way.
You MUST be, to put the accent on the second syllable of “evil” like that.
Y’know, we need a new tag, something like “Proof fonts matter,” or whatever. I mean, this beauty gives us many giggles, but the ANAL giggle is the goofiest and the most preventable.
I will never stop laughing at this.
First thing I saw.
You are not alone in the universe.
We will be with you always.
the only good thing i can say about this cover is there was some effort put into it. but everything else is just a mess!
I feel like I need to leave a comment, so everyone here knows that I’m suffering with them, but I don’t really know what to say. All the problems with… everything just sorta speak for themselves.
I made a lot of assumptions with this one. Then I googled the author and was proved right.
Also, sorry, but this one just keep haunting me—I can’t help but try to read this cover–the intended cover, not the Anal cover–and hear “duck” in my head. I keep hearing Gene Hackman’s voice, over and over, (from “Unforgiven”) talking about “the Duck of Death,” and that’s all I can see here.
The Duck of Hell.
The one “reviewer” on Amazon (I use the term … skeptically) says “…it is not hard to image how this story could easily be real events.”
Um…
Ladyfreaks and Gentlemutants, The Plan 9 From Outer Space of 2020.