Dang right! The darkness should be afraid of those kids.
I used to be afraid of the dark.
Then I realized, hey, we made the a-bomb and used it.
I told the dark, be afraid of me!
It made going to the bathroom at night, alone, a lot easier.
Hidden in the shadows, the poor children stared at the monsters intruding on their hiding place..one creature with hair the color of the sun, a smaller one with hair the color of chocolate and one with–gasp!–four legs and giant teeth and ears!
I cast magic missile at the darkness.
i was going to make that joke
It’s pretty clear that the darkness is the innocent victim here.
Dang right! The darkness should be afraid of those kids.
I used to be afraid of the dark.
Then I realized, hey, we made the a-bomb and used it.
I told the dark, be afraid of me!
It made going to the bathroom at night, alone, a lot easier.
When you gotta pee, you gotta pee!
Hidden in the shadows, the poor children stared at the monsters intruding on their hiding place..one creature with hair the color of the sun, a smaller one with hair the color of chocolate and one with–gasp!–four legs and giant teeth and ears!
*slow clap*
Thank yew, thank yew verra much…