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Myk
Myk
4 years ago

The dreaded Papyrus claims another victim.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Myk

Papyrus, Serial Killer of Covers, Beloved of James Cameron, Defiler of Text, step forth and answer for your crimes.

Matthew
Matthew
4 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I have to ask, while I don’t necessarily love the font, why is Papyrus considered to be such a big no-no?

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Matthew

Meh, it’s a designer thing. A regular, non-designer person wouldn’t give it any thought–any more than they would Comic Sans, Bleeding Cowboys, Zapfino, etc. All those fonts have been “good” and usable and right, in their time and place.

But what happens is, designers see them over and over and over and over, and then, not only that, but woefully misused, over and over and..well, you get the idea. It becomes a matter of…I dunno. We start wincing when we see it, due to massive overuse, and then some snotty designer somewhere decides that only a plebe would use that, now, b/c “they don’t know any better” and the next thing you know, all designers everywhere are of a Hive Mind, that “Font X bad.”

And yes, we’re guilty of it here, too. I still have real font love for Bleeding Cowboys. It was a great font when it arrived on the scene. I find it hard to disparage some DIY cover designer who uses it, because when I first saw it, I too loved it and looked for ways to use it, like Brilon_12 is now, or the endlessly overused Avenir Next. Shortly, we’ll hear designers disparaging those, too.

In short…it’s a snob thing. If you’re making your own cover, or wedding invite or whatever, honestly, I wouldn’t pay it any attention. We’re all indulging in a bit of snark when we pick on Papyrus and all the rest. (My only defense is that I think that James Cameron is a raving jerk; that Avatar was derivative [Dances With Wolves in Space], and thus, I indulge in Papyrus-hate. Oh, and it doesn’t work worth a damn in eBooks, which is my main wheelhouse.) I’m sure some others might come along and have a more well-thought-out reason to loathe Papyrus, et al.

🙂

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Yes, you are absolutely correct in that. If someone only has something like Word, it makes kerning that correctly rather tricky. Hell, it’s tricky with the right software!

Matthew
Matthew
4 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I suppose that makes sense. The current font I’m in love with is Copperplate Gothic just because it’s simple, but not too plain.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Matthew

You’re not alone. Hollyweird adores Copperplate Gothic; you can see it in titles and credits on 80 out of 100 movies, if not more. 🙂

Matthew
Matthew
4 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

So, I should probably find a new font before Copperplate becomes the new Papyrus then?

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Matthew

I think I’ll pass on answering that one, but you may want to consider a fallback, yes. 😀

El cochinote
4 years ago
Reply to  Matthew

How about Comic Papyrus?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
4 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

I am tempted to load and examine my copy of the Papyrus postcript font metrics table, if my old computer will wake up.

I am willing to surmise that Papyrus has no kerning values specified for character pairs like To just like old time metal type fonts.

We had the same problem at the Press with our 1970s VideoComp digital fonts that had to closely match the metal fonts. No kerning values for character pairs unless you manually inserted backspace tags in the text files.

It was usually only a problem in larger pointsizes like titles and heads, so manual tweaking was not a biggie. Papyrus caps are so huge that kerning gaps are obvious in ordinary text.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

I’ve looked for kerning pairs in Papyrus and I don’t see them. At one point in time, I considered generating some, but…I mean, that’s a lotta lotta work, (presuming I’d do it correctly instead of auto-genning them through something like HL’s FontCreator), for a font that I probably shan’t use more than once every 5 years.

If anybody here seems them, speak up. I could be blind. 😉

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
4 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I did use Fontographer to recreate in postscript special character fonts I had created in VideoComp and Linotron202. The idea of creating a version of Papyrus with rational kerning pairs appealed to me. After the demise of the Press on 2004 I saw no point in pursuing fonts. I have noticed one or two Papyrus look-a-likes over the years. Used in context Papyrus is not a bad font.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
4 years ago
Reply to  Matthew

Papyrus was designed by Chris Costello in 1982 to literally simulate lettering on on papyrus paper; think: B.C. Biblical era up to say 100 A.D. to be used for modern language text in an ancient setting.

The designer admits Papyrus has been misused and abused beyond his intent.

To me, it is a cool font when used appropriately. Used inappropriately it is as jarring as Chiller would be in a romance novel.

Philo
Philo
4 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

If I recall correctly, he sold it to Letraset, a company that made stick on letters us old folks used back in the day, and it was they who later created the font, so he really can’t be blamed for the horrible kerning.

In fact, here’s an article if you’re interested.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

I just wanna say, officially, we’re all old. Except Nathan, whose DAD gave him the leftover Letraset letters, LOL.

Hell, kids, I spent time setting hot lead! Whoo-whoo!

Matthew
Matthew
4 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Well, now that I know how old…err… not young? everyone is, maybe that’s why I am completely lost when everyone was talking about the font generating programs. Is it because I’m 23 and those programs are older than that, or am I just out of touch? Lol.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Matthew

MWAHAHAHAHA, brother, not only are my favorite JEANS older than you, (I s**t thee not!), but yes, most of what we’re talking about, software-wise and improv-wise, are older than you are, too. MWAHAHAHAHA. Oh, g-d, I needed that laugh.

El cochinote
4 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I’m 31 so I think I’m younger than your jeans too. But, if I understand correctly, Nathan is about my mother’s age. So he can be my dad and you can be my grandma. Yay!

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  El cochinote

Moses on a Pony. Now I’m really depressed.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Y’know, junior, you’re not so far away that I can’t drive up there and slap you silly. I may be (almost) old enough to be your mum, but I’m still able to land a punch. Perry Como my ass…

Matthew
Matthew
4 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

The real question is: How do you get your jeans to last that long? I conceal carry, so I get a hole right were my holster sits after about 2-3 years of use.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Matthew

I’m a girl. My conceal carry is higher. I can’t abide those inner-pants holsters, so for me, it’s shoulder x-draw under a jacket or purse clip.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Ye Gods, Nathan, I’m nearly old enough to be your mum and yes, folks, that depresses the high holy s**t out of me…

Winky
Winky
4 years ago

That dragon looks suspiciously a lot like a skeksis.

Gary
Gary
4 years ago

Wow, so close…