Maybe he (or she? I genuinely can’t tell) was just trying to put the byline in the place that people would be least likely to look for it. I notice that it’s also in a font that requires an electron microscope to read. I don’t think that the author really wanted anyone to know his/her identity.
Definitely one of those “Hey, sweetie! Mummy’s written a book and wouldn’t it be fun if YOU drew the cover for me?” ideas. That sort of “oh, I wish I’d slept on that before saying it aloud” kind of thing.
(sigh). WHY, why, why do people expect other rational adults to spend hard-earned money for books that look like this? WHY, Lord Odin, oh why? What, in the name of heaven, is going through their wee brains?
Maybe he (or she? I genuinely can’t tell) was just trying to put the byline in the place that people would be least likely to look for it. I notice that it’s also in a font that requires an electron microscope to read. I don’t think that the author really wanted anyone to know his/her identity.
Maybe he/she should have put it in the back pocket.
Definitely one of those “Hey, sweetie! Mummy’s written a book and wouldn’t it be fun if YOU drew the cover for me?” ideas. That sort of “oh, I wish I’d slept on that before saying it aloud” kind of thing.
(sigh). WHY, why, why do people expect other rational adults to spend hard-earned money for books that look like this? WHY, Lord Odin, oh why? What, in the name of heaven, is going through their wee brains?
The author, Darlene Gibbs, has quite a portfolio on Smashwords. All the covers are just as bad.
John and Susan decided their gym probably wasn’t the safest place to hang out anymore, now that it had turned into an angry giant vagina.