Judging-by-the-cover executive summary: not-so-Little Bo Peep (in her early twenties at the very least and with an ample bosom) is out there hooking with her shepherd’s crook while not-so-Little Boy Blue (quite possibly in his thirties by the look of him) is out there hammering with his, um… big hammer. They run into each other and she lets him… hammer her.
How much of that did I get right?
Naaman_Brown
5 years ago
ANTI: Nowhere in the Constitution nor in any amendment does it say the right of self-publishers to have and use the leaning towers of legos cover template shall not be infringed. We can ban this attrocity template now! Think of the readers!
CON-ANTI: Banning something enough people feel they have a right to have and use will only promote gray or black markets, not stop abuse or abusers, and breed contempt for the law. Passing an unenforceable ban does the dignity of the law no favors.
PRO: Bad taste is protected free speech too. In fact, this cover only needs application of Papyrus, Chiller and Comic Sans to achieve perfection.
I’m pretty sure that if Little Bo is already a hooker, she ain’t losing much in allowing Not-so-little Boy Blue to, uh, hammer her, to borrow RK’s turn of phrase.
The BoPeep image, at least, is suitable for porn. That, I can say.
red
5 years ago
Although the rotation is a bit off, this cover makes good(?) use of the template and text layout to assign a unique viewpoint to the observer, and to direct the focus onto the subject.
The ax lurking in the periphery is somewhat worrisome to this observer, though.
Judging-by-the-cover executive summary: not-so-Little Bo Peep (in her early twenties at the very least and with an ample bosom) is out there hooking with her shepherd’s crook while not-so-Little Boy Blue (quite possibly in his thirties by the look of him) is out there hammering with his, um… big hammer. They run into each other and she lets him… hammer her.
How much of that did I get right?
ANTI: Nowhere in the Constitution nor in any amendment does it say the right of self-publishers to have and use the leaning towers of legos cover template shall not be infringed. We can ban this attrocity template now! Think of the readers!
CON-ANTI: Banning something enough people feel they have a right to have and use will only promote gray or black markets, not stop abuse or abusers, and breed contempt for the law. Passing an unenforceable ban does the dignity of the law no favors.
PRO: Bad taste is protected free speech too. In fact, this cover only needs application of Papyrus, Chiller and Comic Sans to achieve perfection.
I’m pretty sure that if Little Bo is already a hooker, she ain’t losing much in allowing Not-so-little Boy Blue to, uh, hammer her, to borrow RK’s turn of phrase.
The BoPeep image, at least, is suitable for porn. That, I can say.
Although the rotation is a bit off, this cover makes good(?) use of the template and text layout to assign a unique viewpoint to the observer, and to direct the focus onto the subject.
The ax lurking in the periphery is somewhat worrisome to this observer, though.