Bear-ever His Bundle (Historical Shifter Paranormal Werebear Victorian Romance)
Get it? Because “bearever” sounds like “forever” if you’ve got low standards. Get it?
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Bear-ever His Bundle (Historical Shifter Paranormal Werebear Victorian Romance)
Get it? Because “bearever” sounds like “forever” if you’ve got low standards. Get it?
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Hi, Beanie. Wolfie welcomes you to Cover Hell! 😀
“Bear-ever” is the sort of pun that 5-year-olds would groan at.
Also, it may be just me, but “Historical Shifter Paranormal Werebear Victorian Romance” seems a remarkably specific categorization. Aside from the numerous redundancies in there (pretty sure there are no present-day Victorian romances or realistic werebear romances), are there numerous people out there just dying for a Victorian werebear romance who would just hate the idea of a Regency werebear romance?
There’s probably a total worldwide audience for that niche of about 1.
I wonder why the author kept his/her name off the cover?
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Bearever? Bereaver? Beaverer? Bereaved Beaver?