It’s a dark windy night as the rain pelts down hard on a Louisiana highway. Headlights appear out of a racing car. Lightning flashes across the sky revealing an ethereal shape for a split second followed by a startling thunder. Inside the car is psychic detective Ruston Bock who grasps the steering wheel tight and leans into the window. The rain cascades against the windshield like a giant shower curtain preventing him from seeing out of it. He squints trying to make out the road ahead. What lies in front of him on his journey is the deranged and eccentric Granger family. He’ll discover they hold a wealth of disturbing secrets that can help him bring a New Orleans killer to justice. Drama, action, horror, mystery, and thrills abound in this easy fun quick read.
“Easy,” “quick” and “fun” were three adjectives I was NOT thinking by the end of this paragraph.
This is a parody, right? Because”The rain cascades against the windshield like a giant shower curtain preventing him from seeing out of it” sounds like an entry to a bad metaphor competition.
Hey Ruston, two words, windshield wipers.
Like the Bulwer Lytton contest?
https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
“It was a dark and stormy night …”
Deranged AND eccentric?