The Minotaur. She has that same bored look that I’ve seen on a thousand lousy book covers. Poor Minny, on the other hand, seems to be trying to say, “This isn’t what it looks like!”
Minotaur: “No, really, that title is accurate! It means I’m planning to ram a caber all the way up her tube into her tonsils and out of her mouth! You can bet she’ll be ravaged when I’m done with that!”
Victim: “Say what, now!? I don’t remember agreeing to that! Where’s my contract lawyer!?”
This ravaged thing is driving me NUTS. It’s like I want to run around Amazon, leaving reviews to the effect of “if you don’t know the difference between ravaged and ravished, nobody should be buying your trash.” Ravaged by some Dino. Yeah, that’s what would really happen. Ravished? Not so much.
Not sure which of them looks more embarrassed.
“BRO, THIS IS JUST A MASSAGE, I SWEAR”
The Minotaur. She has that same bored look that I’ve seen on a thousand lousy book covers. Poor Minny, on the other hand, seems to be trying to say, “This isn’t what it looks like!”
Am I the only one that knows that “ravaged” is NOT “ravished?” FFS.
Minotaur: “No, really, that title is accurate! It means I’m planning to ram a caber all the way up her tube into her tonsils and out of her mouth! You can bet she’ll be ravaged when I’m done with that!”
Victim: “Say what, now!? I don’t remember agreeing to that! Where’s my contract lawyer!?”
This ravaged thing is driving me NUTS. It’s like I want to run around Amazon, leaving reviews to the effect of “if you don’t know the difference between ravaged and ravished, nobody should be buying your trash.” Ravaged by some Dino. Yeah, that’s what would really happen. Ravished? Not so much.