The Rival’s Concord

April 5, 2015

The Rival’s Concord

Oh. My. Stars. (h/t Kim)

pseudohumans WTF

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DED

9 years ago

Wow. I’ve seen statues that were less stiff than this pair.

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waffles

9 years ago

So… That one is a boy… No wait, he’s got some cleavage.

Then that other one is for sure a girl right? No wait, she’s got some junk going on there.

… Uh…

they are perfect for each other?

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Catie

9 years ago

Reply to waffles

Oh, good, I thought I was the only one confused. At first I thought someone switched their faces, but the one with the junk is smaller than the one with the boobs… I guess it’s safe to assume there’s some gender bending going on in the novel?

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Catie

9 years ago

Reply to Catie

No, it’s never safe to assume anything when lousy covers are concerned. I’ve read the blurb, and am more confused than ever.

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Waffles

9 years ago

Reply to Catie

…

uh… you are right, that cleared up nothing.

At least the covers for the series are consistent! BRANDING!

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red

9 years ago

Silhouettes, FTW.

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invader

9 years ago

Have both of them been stuck blind the way they are reaching out to touch things.

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RK

9 years ago

“…and Sephiroth, whose beautiful silver hair, slender hips, and deep green eyes will leave you breath– Wait, he’s a dude!? Aw man! I have his picture up in my bedroom!”

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Catie

9 years ago

Reply to RK

LMAO.

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9 years ago

Reply to RK

win

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L-Plate Pen

9 years ago

Reply to RK

I also LOLed!

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EricL

9 years ago

Do these two have a Vegas act that includes magic and white tigers? Just wondering.

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Kris

9 years ago

Good gracious. SERIOUSLY???

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jic

9 years ago

They look like window display mannequins for some sort of cosplay/fetish costume shop.

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L-Plate Pen

9 years ago

Every fantasy heroine needs her own life-size, poseable action figure to while away those long hours hiding out in snowy caves.

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Waffles

9 years ago

Reply to L-Plate Pen

Real Dolls, the Book cover!

*Disclaimer: If you don’t know what that is… don’t try to look it up at work.*

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jic

9 years ago

Reply to Waffles

They should call those things Real Corpses.

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Kris

9 years ago

Reply to Waffles

Like “Lars and the Real Girl”? Best. Movie. Ever. *wipes a tear*

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waffles

9 years ago

Reply to Kris

Well, I know what movie I’m watching tonight! That’s right… 13 going on 30!

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Tuula

9 years ago

Were they exiled to a cave by their tribe of shop mannequins for being intersex, or for their freakishly small hands? Or both? Can’t wait to find out!

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