The Rival’s Concord April 5, 2015 The Rival’s Concord Oh. My. Stars. (h/t Kim) Spread the love Tags: pseudohumans, WTF ◀ Poor Defenseless Addie The Sheriff and the Outlaw ▶ 20 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments DED 9 years ago Wow. I’ve seen statues that were less stiff than this pair. waffles 9 years ago So… That one is a boy… No wait, he’s got some cleavage. Then that other one is for sure a girl right? No wait, she’s got some junk going on there. … Uh… they are perfect for each other? Catie 9 years ago Reply to waffles Oh, good, I thought I was the only one confused. At first I thought someone switched their faces, but the one with the junk is smaller than the one with the boobs… I guess it’s safe to assume there’s some gender bending going on in the novel? Catie 9 years ago Reply to Catie No, it’s never safe to assume anything when lousy covers are concerned. I’ve read the blurb, and am more confused than ever. Waffles 9 years ago Reply to Catie … uh… you are right, that cleared up nothing. At least the covers for the series are consistent! BRANDING! red 9 years ago Silhouettes, FTW. invader 9 years ago Have both of them been stuck blind the way they are reaching out to touch things. RK 9 years ago “…and Sephiroth, whose beautiful silver hair, slender hips, and deep green eyes will leave you breath– Wait, he’s a dude!? Aw man! I have his picture up in my bedroom!” Catie 9 years ago Reply to RK LMAO. john e. . . 9 years ago Reply to RK win L-Plate Pen 9 years ago Reply to RK I also LOLed! EricL 9 years ago Do these two have a Vegas act that includes magic and white tigers? Just wondering. Kris 9 years ago Good gracious. SERIOUSLY??? jic 9 years ago They look like window display mannequins for some sort of cosplay/fetish costume shop. L-Plate Pen 9 years ago Every fantasy heroine needs her own life-size, poseable action figure to while away those long hours hiding out in snowy caves. Waffles 9 years ago Reply to L-Plate Pen Real Dolls, the Book cover! *Disclaimer: If you don’t know what that is… don’t try to look it up at work.* jic 9 years ago Reply to Waffles They should call those things Real Corpses. Kris 9 years ago Reply to Waffles Like “Lars and the Real Girl”? Best. Movie. Ever. *wipes a tear* waffles 9 years ago Reply to Kris Well, I know what movie I’m watching tonight! That’s right… 13 going on 30! Tuula 9 years ago Were they exiled to a cave by their tribe of shop mannequins for being intersex, or for their freakishly small hands? Or both? Can’t wait to find out!
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Wow. I’ve seen statues that were less stiff than this pair.
So… That one is a boy… No wait, he’s got some cleavage.
Then that other one is for sure a girl right? No wait, she’s got some junk going on there.
… Uh…
they are perfect for each other?
Oh, good, I thought I was the only one confused. At first I thought someone switched their faces, but the one with the junk is smaller than the one with the boobs… I guess it’s safe to assume there’s some gender bending going on in the novel?
No, it’s never safe to assume anything when lousy covers are concerned. I’ve read the blurb, and am more confused than ever.
…
uh… you are right, that cleared up nothing.
At least the covers for the series are consistent! BRANDING!
Silhouettes, FTW.
Have both of them been stuck blind the way they are reaching out to touch things.
“…and Sephiroth, whose beautiful silver hair, slender hips, and deep green eyes will leave you breath– Wait, he’s a dude!? Aw man! I have his picture up in my bedroom!”
LMAO.
win
I also LOLed!
Do these two have a Vegas act that includes magic and white tigers? Just wondering.
Good gracious. SERIOUSLY???
They look like window display mannequins for some sort of cosplay/fetish costume shop.
Every fantasy heroine needs her own life-size, poseable action figure to while away those long hours hiding out in snowy caves.
Real Dolls, the Book cover!
*Disclaimer: If you don’t know what that is… don’t try to look it up at work.*
They should call those things Real Corpses.
Like “Lars and the Real Girl”? Best. Movie. Ever. *wipes a tear*
Well, I know what movie I’m watching tonight! That’s right… 13 going on 30!
Were they exiled to a cave by their tribe of shop mannequins for being intersex, or for their freakishly small hands? Or both? Can’t wait to find out!