The Rival’s Concord April 5, 2015NathanCovers20 Comments The Rival’s Concord Oh. My. Stars. (h/t Kim) Should this cover be in the Lousies? pseudohumans WTF Previous postPoor Defenseless Addie Next postThe Sheriff and the Outlaw
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Wow. I’ve seen statues that were less stiff than this pair.
So… That one is a boy… No wait, he’s got some cleavage.
Then that other one is for sure a girl right? No wait, she’s got some junk going on there.
… Uh…
they are perfect for each other?
Oh, good, I thought I was the only one confused. At first I thought someone switched their faces, but the one with the junk is smaller than the one with the boobs… I guess it’s safe to assume there’s some gender bending going on in the novel?
No, it’s never safe to assume anything when lousy covers are concerned. I’ve read the blurb, and am more confused than ever.
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uh… you are right, that cleared up nothing.
At least the covers for the series are consistent! BRANDING!
Silhouettes, FTW.
Have both of them been stuck blind the way they are reaching out to touch things.
“…and Sephiroth, whose beautiful silver hair, slender hips, and deep green eyes will leave you breath– Wait, he’s a dude!? Aw man! I have his picture up in my bedroom!”
LMAO.
win
I also LOLed!
Do these two have a Vegas act that includes magic and white tigers? Just wondering.
Good gracious. SERIOUSLY???
They look like window display mannequins for some sort of cosplay/fetish costume shop.
Every fantasy heroine needs her own life-size, poseable action figure to while away those long hours hiding out in snowy caves.
Real Dolls, the Book cover!
*Disclaimer: If you don’t know what that is… don’t try to look it up at work.*
They should call those things Real Corpses.
Like “Lars and the Real Girl”? Best. Movie. Ever. *wipes a tear*
Well, I know what movie I’m watching tonight! That’s right… 13 going on 30!
Were they exiled to a cave by their tribe of shop mannequins for being intersex, or for their freakishly small hands? Or both? Can’t wait to find out!