Ravens Guard

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Ravens Guard

Do they, now. (Am I gonna have to add a “silhouettes” tag?)

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Catie
Catie
9 years ago

Silhouettes! And a giant cat! Do the ravens guard the cat too? Or the cat gets to eat the ravens? I’m so intrigued, I need to buy this book and find out.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

And the author’s name is CRaven! Lions and spiders and lizards, oh my!

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

Poor abused Silhouettes… They get so much flack that they don’t really deserve, just like pencil crayons, wax crayons, and felt markers.

If you don’t know how to use your medium, whatever it is, it is going to look like a joke. Crayons can be beautiful, pencil crayons can make you shocked at their shine, and silhouettes can be wonderful in mediums that do not involve realistic photographs (unless used as a creepy shadow cast on a wall)!!!

Look at this cover, it is the middle of the day. The cave has ample lighting so there is no reason for these figures to be in silhouette. Their backs should be darker certainly, but they should not be in silhouette! They should be casting shadows on the ground, and visible, and not like this!

Even if it was night, and they were standing in front of a bonfire, you cannot just use a silhouette! They would still have some light on them, you would see some detail, even just a hint.

That is the problem though. The designer didn’t know any of that. They are not an artist. That is why they used silhouettes, because they cannot draw. It was their ‘clever’ idea to get around the fact that they cannot draw. “No one will ever notice” they said to themselves.

That is why the poor silhouette is downtrodden. Abuse by people that have no idea what a silhouette is used for. Hint: It isn’t this.

So please don’t hate on silhouettes themselves Nathan and everyone else, it is not their fault. Hate on the people that use them poorly, like the person that used the Shitlhouettes seen here.

Thank you for your time!

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Side note: Pitching Shitlhouettes for the tag name.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

You just stated the problem with ALL the cover on this site, not just the shitlhouetted ones. The designer is not an artist. Actually in most cases the designer is not a designer.

I kinda like the right silhouette. It’s next to the wall so it just might look like it’s in the shadows, and the silhouette itself is elegant. But the one with the Kim Kardashian’s butt and a pogo stick is just ridiculous, and the lion is laughable.

waffles
waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Oh right. I keep forgetting they all suck!

EricL
EricL
9 years ago

It wasn’t so bad at the top, but as I scrolled the rest of it into view, oh boy.

It looks like the three silhouettes have Pogo Sticks. The cat is on his, the woman on the left is just getting on, and the person on the right is holding theirs by both ends. Can’t be a sword, unless they are trying to cut their fingers off.

red
red
9 years ago
Reply to  EricL

Pogo Cat needs a hovering Bowler hat (a la Magritte).

red
red
9 years ago
Reply to  red

I couldn’t control myself.

http://i.imgur.com/K1F0xaE.jpg

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  red

Don’t ever stop.

Karl
9 years ago
Reply to  red

Beautiful! The ominous giant potato in the distance really pulls it together!

john e. . .
9 years ago
Reply to  red

killing it!

RK
RK
9 years ago
Reply to  red

“In a world where human-mouse hybrids rule the earth, one potato will rise…”

red
red
9 years ago
Reply to  red

Thanks! I’m still blushing.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

Solid raven as a logo background for the title I can buy. I think the cover would be better without the three silhouettes pasted on the ground.

This cover reminds me of a couple of 1950s monster B movies where the producers ran out of money before the monsters were optically printed over the black traveling mattes left in the live action scenes. Attacking black silhouettes were just not convincing (“Teenagers from Outer Space” and “The Black Scorpion”). Neither is this cover.

Decca
Decca
9 years ago

I love the cat with the magic supporting tail.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Decca

That’s a lion O__O

Joe
Joe
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

I thought it was a lamp.

Shea
Shea
9 years ago
Reply to  Joe

guys… it’s Ravens Guard. Clearly, they’ve killed that cat and impaled its body on a pike as a warning to other cats regarding their guarding.

red
red
9 years ago

Inspired by a dentist’s nightmare.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

The title sounds like it should be one word.

“Welcome to the city of Ravensguard!”

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Ben

No, no, noooo… I have that exact name for a city in my story, and I don’t want to be associated with the above book, even if the chances are really, really slim.

waffles
waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Uh oh. Time to move to Ravensdefend.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  waffles

Funny thing is, the other day I’ve discovered that I was using Ravenfort at some places (yeah, it’s just like me to forget the proper freaking name of my own freaking imaginary city) and for a while couldn’t decide which I should go with. In the end, I chose Ravensguard. Two days later, this shows up. The universe might be telling me I’ve made the wrong choice. Thank you, universe.

Hitch
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Catie: I like Ravensguard. Don’t change it. (Although, for some reason, it’s evoking GOT for me.)

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Yeah, I like it too. Better GOT than the mess above :).

waffles
waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

I took that forgetting to a whole new level. My characters simply cannot remember the name to the city because it is a complicated fantasy name that is impossible to pronounce. I don’t even know the name. LoL

Starts with a C though…

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  waffles

Hahaha 😀 At least you do it deliberately. I’m an actual, real life scatterbrain.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Oops, sorry 🙂 It’s a cool name nonetheless.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Ben

Ah, don’t worry. I’m just gonna stick a few shitlhouettes on my cover to fit in with the cool kids.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Including what appears to be a random cat silhouette.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Ben

Oh, I’m gonna go all the way and add not just the lion, but a tiger and a bear. Oh my! And maybe a potato. Cause that potato looks awesome.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Potato? I thought that was the Black Fortress floating mountain from Krull. (following the link at red’s comment). Oh, it is a potato.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Now I’m tempted to write a story about an evil potato that’s treating to take over the world. And turn everyone into mashed potatoes.

Ron Miller
Ron Miller
9 years ago

Add my vote for a Silhouette tag!

DED
DED
9 years ago
Reply to  Ron Miller

Me too! They’re so abused that I don’t believe that I’ll ever buy a book with them on the cover.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  DED

You mean shitlhouette 😉

waffles
waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  DED

Oh no! But my book… 😀

I tried so hard to make it not look like shitlhouettes!

RK
RK
9 years ago
Reply to  Ron Miller

Silhouettes aren’t inherently bad. I’ve seen at least one decent read with silhouettes on the cover. Of course, the author pretty obviously just bought a stock image for her cover and slapped a title on it, but for what it was (a YA romance novel), it worked just fine.

Tuula
9 years ago

Now the only question left is: Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago

I wanna cat that can levitate on its tail!

…Although I think someone should inform the shadow-lady on the left that she’s got something stuck through her foot. That’s gotta hurt…