Designer: I can’t find any stock images of humans wearing spacesuits, so I’ll just paint over them.
Author: But, how are they breathing without helmets?
Designer: Authors always want the impossible!
Bride in painted skirt and top matches the guy in painted space suit. (I guess a painted bridal gown would require more detail.)
The high res cover shows the back ground appears to be a field with a row of trees off to the right and mountains far distant, so helmets are optional.
Then, why is the BoyToy Groom wearing his Tron suit? (h/t to dtw). Doesn’t look all that comfy, and probably not designed for ease of “gettin’ down,” ya know?
red
5 years ago
It must take a lot of brain power to light up that interplanetary neon billboard with just one spark.
“Sex sells”.
Sorry chief, this ain’t it.
I mean come on, this is BAD. But I find it hilarious how the guy is just starin’ down the woman’s cleavage without a care in the world.
Designer: I can’t find any stock images of humans wearing spacesuits, so I’ll just paint over them.
Author: But, how are they breathing without helmets?
Designer: Authors always want the impossible!
It’s too hard to have flowy glowy hair inside a helmet! FFS, you designers have no sense of my STORY!!!
At first glance it looks almost passable. But then you notice all the little things that make this cover crap.
…brides for guys in hand-drawn Tron suits?
Bride in painted skirt and top matches the guy in painted space suit. (I guess a painted bridal gown would require more detail.)
The high res cover shows the back ground appears to be a field with a row of trees off to the right and mountains far distant, so helmets are optional.
Then, why is the BoyToy Groom wearing his Tron suit? (h/t to dtw). Doesn’t look all that comfy, and probably not designed for ease of “gettin’ down,” ya know?
It must take a lot of brain power to light up that interplanetary neon billboard with just one spark.