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Say, as long as I’ve got all you people paying attention to this space, I should tell you about my short story collection Levels: Fantastic and Macabre Tales, which is available as an ebook today on Amazon and Smashwords, with the print edition to follow shortly. You can see teaser excerpts of the stories (with more to come) on the Cold Fusion Media site. Because capitalism!
This is completely shameless Nathan. *shakes head*
You should be ashamed.
On a completely unrelated note don’t forget to check out Nathan’s other site CoverCritics.com! It is a great site where right now MY book cover is being featured!
Shameless! *Jazz hands!*
Hm, not a bad cover, but you need to squash the aspect ratio by 50% and change the font to Papyrus.
And add a photobombing Wolfie.
Where are the random floating clip art objects?
There’s not enough pixelation. All those sharp edges are hurting my eyes. Maybe a nice picture of a beach, instead? There are lots of wonderful ones up for grabs on google, so I hear!
In other words: good job. 😉
A nice cover. Would be nice to see more examples of how to do it right to balance the how not’s.
Where is the floating eye? Come on!
And why is the word “LEVELS” actually level? Why isn’t it sort of cattywompus or have a few letters out of kilter or at least have a badly kerned ‘A’ somewhere?
I HATE YOU ALL!!! [runs away to cry in the front closet]
Ha ha!
As the mean hater asshole that I am, you just made my day.
Now you know how Norman Boutin felt. Serves you right, you meanie.
Bring on the eye bleeding colors!
Still WAITING for “Fundaments of Platypism.”
Or are you just a big TEASE, Nathan?
That’ll be the name of the second Cheap Caffeine collection.
Damn!
I thought it would be a picture book of Platypusae(?) in lingerie!