I may not be a swordsman or a blacksmith, but COME THE FUCK ON! You couldn’t be bothered to, oh I don’t know… look up images of actual swords/melee weapons?! What the hell even is this, a plastic toy sword with an elongated hilt against an oversized sponge brush?!
Ugh, don’t get me started on the off-center text either…
WTF? What does that even mean? Something like, “legend in his own mind and own time?” If you’re a legend nowhere–that means you’re not a legend anywhere, right? So this phrase means absolutely not one damn thing. Nothing, nothing at all. Yup, brilliant title, author.
So…these people see enough books to think they must write a series but somehow completely miss what book covers are supposed to look like. Mine aren’t spectacular but at least I try.
I may not be a swordsman or a blacksmith, but COME THE FUCK ON! You couldn’t be bothered to, oh I don’t know… look up images of actual swords/melee weapons?! What the hell even is this, a plastic toy sword with an elongated hilt against an oversized sponge brush?!
Ugh, don’t get me started on the off-center text either…
The one on the right looks like it might be the Buster Sword from Final Fantasy VII, assuming someone forgot to clean it after battle.
I think its a poor attempt @ an orc sword
WTF? What does that even mean? Something like, “legend in his own mind and own time?” If you’re a legend nowhere–that means you’re not a legend anywhere, right? So this phrase means absolutely not one damn thing. Nothing, nothing at all. Yup, brilliant title, author.
Unless they’ve got an actual location called “Nowhere”?
Apparently, revenge is also boring.
So…these people see enough books to think they must write a series but somehow completely miss what book covers are supposed to look like. Mine aren’t spectacular but at least I try.