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Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

This needs more layers!

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

And semi-detached women!

Catie
Catie
9 years ago

And the tire has chains! Someone should inform the driver that those are for snow, not for a drive off the pier.

What really amazes me is that they’ve managed to cut out the watch and the car fairly decently, but did a complete hack job on the money, which has COMPLETELY STRAIGHT EDGES. How hard it is to cut out something that has a straight edge, FFS? Very hard, if you don’t know there are other tools besides magic wand.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago

I need to stop going down the rabbit holes. Can you imagine reading an entire novel of this:

“Read the story that placed Antonio Berry a/k/a Tony Berry from the Coastal Towns of Moss Point/Pascagoula Mississippi on a life course only to be double crossed and left to die in a federal prison by his most trusted friends and confi dents. Unbelievable he has resurrected and ascended upon the freeway of life once again.
Tony came from a prominent, business, political orientated working middle class family. His rebellious nature caused him to choose the street life opposite of his family beliefs and wishes. Contrary to being an honor student in High School, the streets were calling Tony and he was destine and insisted on answering. His plan and idea was to become a major figure in the underworld. Tony drives/ride you through the streets of many States and Cities across America while he executed the street game of Short con.
Many have heard but it’s doubted by Tony that you understand the game to be played and executed the way he presents it to you in his story.
His story ventures into the world of greed, larceny, deceit and often time sex. Most say they would have killed the 5’ 7 and a half light skin complexion man for such a cold blooded premeditated perpetuated act of con.
Tony says to those, don’t hate the Coast Playa’s, and don’t even hate the game. View it as a lesson well learned. ”

Unbelievable it is. I first thought this was some sort of autobiography but the disclaimer at the beginning of the book claims all characters are fictional.

waffles
waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

I imagine someone proofreading this. They say to themselves, “No, wait. Confi dents is two words init?”

Kris
Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  waffles

Silly! You are assuming that anyone other than the author read this manuscript before assaulting the world with its release.

Kris
Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

“he was destine”
“Tony ride you”

…and that only scratches the surface of the blurb! God in Heaven, help us.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  waffles

You want your dentures to be comfy, no? Nothing worse than when those things start to chafe.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

I wonder if someone is using PhotoShop without knowing it! 🙂

red
red
9 years ago

Should be titled “Ghost Laya’s”.