Montana Shootists

Montana Shootists

Pro tip: In a shootout, DON’T TAKE COVER BEHIND YOUR HORSE.

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Hitch
6 years ago

Pro tip: In a shootout, DON’T TAKE COVER BEHIND YOUR HORSE

No offense, brother, but you’ve obviously never been in a shootout. I love my horse, yes, but when the lead is flying, she’s a LOT bigger than I am. 😉

RK@HM
RK@HM
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Well yeah, but she won’t stop a bullet from hitting you through her, and the odds are fairly good that if she does get shot, she’ll tumble over on you and crush you.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  RK@HM

Any round that would blow through 900-1200lbs of equine would probably end me, anyway. What’re they shooting, Desert Eagles? 😉

Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
6 years ago

Ah yes, I see she’s very familiar with bog-standard stealth mechanics from various video games.

dtw
dtw
6 years ago

Funny how the gun is casting a very strong (though admittedly, mysteriously flat) shadow across her shirt, but she’s casting no shadow whatsoever on the bored-looking horse.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  dtw

That’s Twiggah, the Teflon Horse. Bullets deflect off her coat and she repels all shadows!

B.L. Alley
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Now I’m hearing Roy Rogers with a speech impediment.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  B.L. Alley

Happy Twails, to yoooooo,
until we meet agehn,
Happy Twails, to yoooooooooo,
Becuz you is my fwend…

Noah
Noah
6 years ago

To be fair, it’s a legitimate strategy in Red Dead Redemption. 10/10 have used my horse for cover in video games.