Jennifer Hero Zitonick gives a copy of her science fiction novel to her husband Marty to help him understand her origins in a different century. Her book loosely disguises her early life as a clandestine operative for the Secret Society of scientists in the thirtieth century. It also details her love affair with Zexton Ho, the inventor of time travel, and her subsequent arrival in the twenty-first century.
“Here, hon — read my account of an affair with a hot scientist. You’ll love it!”
Zexton Ho = Sexton Hoe
And now we return to our feature public-access program with failed psychologist, Nuclear Meltdown.
And their children, Hai and Tally.
“Hi Honey, here’s a book I wrote that shows how everything I’ve said to you about myself is a lie. I hope this brings us closer.”
So, if she’d married old Sexton, she’d be, what, Jennifer Ho? Or Hero Ho? Jennifer Hero Ho?
Man, who thinks this sh*t up? Do they ever just take a moment, and say, “mmmm, what’s that gonna sound like to other people who don’t live inside my head?”