The Deformed Unicorn, with his horn shamefully sticking out of the back of his head, rather than his elegant forehead, stared at the foolish woman, wondering if Death By Idiot was an honorable way out of his handicapped shame…not for the first time, he thought wistfully that there wasn’t any Santa for unicorns that needed a horn-headed equine to lead his sleigh through the stormy night.
The Deformed Unicorn remembered, solemnly, the string of virgins who had tamed it with locks of their hair. The blood, the blood flowing from their gaping chests where the rear-ward horn had pierced each tender breast. It had to end.
Unicorn: I won’t be taken down by someone with a CGA, EGA or even VGA adapter!
The other cover I saw for this was better.
The Deformed Unicorn, with his horn shamefully sticking out of the back of his head, rather than his elegant forehead, stared at the foolish woman, wondering if Death By Idiot was an honorable way out of his handicapped shame…not for the first time, he thought wistfully that there wasn’t any Santa for unicorns that needed a horn-headed equine to lead his sleigh through the stormy night.
The Deformed Unicorn remembered, solemnly, the string of virgins who had tamed it with locks of their hair. The blood, the blood flowing from their gaping chests where the rear-ward horn had pierced each tender breast. It had to end.
Dang, and I thought Uni’s were simply empty horn-heads!
Mommy, if a unicorn can be tamed by the charm of a virtuous maiden, why does the lady on the cover have a sword?
Jeez, what does she do for fun? Chase rainbows with a flamethrower?