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Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

There is nothing that cannot be made worse by liberally applying Papyrus Font.

Kris
Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Especially when you throw in randomly placed random symbols randomly!

red
red
9 years ago

Big Sleeping Secret #1: Papyrus actually has a Mu glyph (unlike this cover).

Max
Max
9 years ago

The title and the theme the cover poorly conveys is one I’m usually quite interested in, so I decided to take a look inside…

“That cold and rainy afternoon was quite rare, but nothing strong enough to force the young Sarah to do not go to the class.”

Nope. Never again.

Max
Max
9 years ago
Reply to  Max

Also, “Could you tell me what is happening to San Fransisco? This rain is not quite normal.”

Says no-one who has actually been to San Fransisco (barring the recent dry weather. THAT is not quite normal.)

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Max

Perhaps later it is revealed that the rain is in fact made of fish? That would be ‘quite not to be the normal do’.

Max
Max
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

‘But if the rain to be do made of the fish, then what do be the snow then?’

waffles
waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Max

Seven.
*nods*

Hitch
9 years ago

Ok, c’mon, where’s the 42? Eh, eh?

RK
RK
9 years ago

Looks like some poorly-written EarthBound fan fiction to me. (One of the player characters in that RPG was doing some “mu training” in his vaguely Oriental country before he joined up with the rest of the player characters on a quest to save the world.)

john e. . .
9 years ago

If I had the time I would come up with a very funny and very clever mashup of some of the more popular recent titles.

But I am too busy making an appointment with a specialist in neuro-amnesia to see if he can’t help me unsee some of the horrors to which this site has subjected me.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago

Now here’s something we haven’t seen in a while: Papyrus! Lots and lots of Papyrus. I wonder if Nathan knows some secret code in Google image search that helps him find all these Papyrus covers.

Kregger
Kregger
9 years ago

That laying down “69” symbol is one of the emoticons on my phone, hmmmm…

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Kregger

It is the sign for the Zodiac sign Cancer.

In fact, there are all 12 Zodiac signs on this cover, but they don’t look like they are all from the same set, which confuses me on entire new levels.

Kregger
Kregger
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Me and my dirty mind.
*shrug*

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Kregger

You fit right in! 😀