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Brad
Brad
6 years ago

But the corn..think of all the corn!!!

Naaman_Brown
Naaman_Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Brad

We still have Iowa.

Gary
Gary
6 years ago

This is more bland than your average phone book. This is literally too meh to muster a decent joke about. (I went to college an hour east of Hymera.)

David Avoura King
6 years ago

The author lost the image they should have used.
And what is e a lake?
“Eee, a lake,” he exclaimed on seeing the water.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
6 years ago

The poor rectangular states never get any love!

B.L. Alley
B.L. Alley
6 years ago

Improve the text and I’ll take this over cut-and-paste stock images randomly assembled with no color grading every time.

axolotl
axolotl
6 years ago
Reply to  B.L. Alley

Agreed. The concept isn’t awful and if the text were bigger and more exciting and covered the square, it could manage to look reasonably professional, if a little bland.

dtw
dtw
6 years ago

What is it with this space of authors with initial-cap-o-phobia? Do they all think they’re the next ee cummings or bell hooks?

Naaman_Brown
Naaman_Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  dtw

That is the author’s name. (I was going to point out that the southern border was not a lake, it was the Ohio River.)

David Avoura King
6 years ago

If the Indiana Apocalypse lost, then who won?

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
6 years ago

Presumably the Purdue Apocalypse. I believe that the Boilermakers are the Hoosiers traditional rivals.