I will say that I, for one, am virtually consumed with suspense as to whether or not…um, that cloud on the left will…er, I mean, whether or not that little boat fifth from the right…uh, um…
Okay, I give up. Even giving it my best effort, I can’t find anything on this cover that I can even pretend is suspenseful. I hearby declare this the least suspenseful cover in existence.
axolotl
6 years ago
“Vipers brood”
Do they? I was under the impression they just laid their eggs in compost heaps and buggered off.
Shouldn’t there be an apostrophe in there?
Also, what a lost opportunity. Could have had awesome snakes on the cover.
Get those m*f* snakes on this m*f* cover, right m*f* now!!
A golden oldie from 9 Apr 2017 …
the vipers still brood unsuspensefuly in the bright sunshiny marina.
Vipers n.pl. Brood v.pl. present tense.
Of course, if it were s’ or ‘s, apostrophe would change the read, but they didn’t use it.
or Married with Children
Shouldn’t the title be ‘Family Matters’?
I will say that I, for one, am virtually consumed with suspense as to whether or not…um, that cloud on the left will…er, I mean, whether or not that little boat fifth from the right…uh, um…
Okay, I give up. Even giving it my best effort, I can’t find anything on this cover that I can even pretend is suspenseful. I hearby declare this the least suspenseful cover in existence.
“Vipers brood”
Do they? I was under the impression they just laid their eggs in compost heaps and buggered off.
Actually, they mostly just sulk. They like to say “brood” because it sounds cooler.