Welles Lang’s Magic Box

Welles Lang’s Magic Box

Not as magic as all that.

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Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
6 years ago

ZAP ZAP

You now have rectal cancer

Grackle
Grackle
6 years ago

Why are his legs so long? Why are his feet so big? What’s with the floating x-ray?? Nothing on this cover makes sense!

Ian
Ian
6 years ago

Love the jack sparrow cosplayer a sure sign of quality writing

Naaman_Brown
Naaman_Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Ian

I get a match on that image to Traditional Greek Male Dance Costume. Which is more confusing.

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
6 years ago
Reply to  Naaman_Brown

He’s carrying a rifle on his shoulder, so he’s almost surely a guard of honor at the Town of the Unknown Soldier in Athens, in a uniform indeed derived from the Greek traditional costume.

Ian
Ian
6 years ago
Reply to  Johno McMoose

This is what i love about lousybookcovers.com we learn so much about cultures around the world as well as mocking covers done in 5 minuets at best

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
6 years ago
Reply to  Johno McMoose

…I meant Tomb of Unknown Soldier, of course. While I’m typing another comment, I’ll add that what looks like his hair is actually a long black tassel of his fez-like headgear, and the big feet effect is caused by huge pompoms on his shoes. They used to wear all that in battle.

Naaman_Brown
Naaman_Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Johno McMoose

Google “greek guard uniform” Evzones. Greek Presidential Guard. They may look ceremonial, but distinguished service tradition. Zoom in on the hi-res cover, the rifle is a US M1 Garand (we re-armed the Greeks after WWII) and the guard doesn’t look too pleased at being on this cover. I’m outta here.

dtw
dtw
6 years ago

That is very … odd. But I’ll give him points for using a proper curly apostrophe where many LBCs would have had a crappy straight one.

B.L. Alley
6 years ago

Magic box of something he smoked to think this was anything other than a trainwreck.