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Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
6 years ago

“Five friends stumble upon a deep hole in the woods. It leads to a cave with a magic crystal. A grouchy witch has been guarding the crystal for 50 years. The friends find out that as great as magic seems, it won’t give you friendship. Should they run and never look back? Or should they help the lonely witch, even though she is stubborn and difficult?”

…the hell kinda segue is that?!

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
6 years ago

Someone needs to create a lousy blurbs blog.

Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
6 years ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

The first 4 pages of that blog would be nothing but Norman Boutin quotes/blurbs.

Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
6 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Nate, buddy, ya gotta tell me how ya stay sane with these lousy things and -ahem- occasional “crazy author” situations.

Do you have a regeneration chamber of some sort?

Brad
Brad
6 years ago

I had never heard of him before, so I had to look that up. I’m sure “Empress Theresa” has shown up on LBC at some point, unless it was already well-done by then!

Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
6 years ago
Reply to  Brad

It showed up twice on this site, namely because of the author’s reaction towards LBC and him flaunting the “new and improved” cover of his work in retaliation.

Check out Fredrik Knudsen’s exposé on Norman Boutin on YouTube, it’s quite fascinating.

Mike
Mike
6 years ago

And now I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole of Norman Boutin,his Amazon page, and website. What the hell, man.