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Bruce
Bruce
6 years ago

Silly cut-and-paste villain. Brings a knife to a gunfight.

Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
6 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Justin Trudeau’s murderous twin brother

Grackle
Grackle
6 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

He kinda looks like he’s saying, “Wait, am I supposed to hold it like this?” Just super awkward and confused.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
6 years ago

This cover seems to be for two different books. Based on the top half, the title and especially the font, I would assume this was a YA or chick lit. Based on the lower half, I would assume that this was some kind of Tom Clancy-esque thriller. One way or another, it’s false flagging.

Also got to love that subtitle: (Abigail (Adventure series book) Book 2). Holy unnecessary nested parentheses, Batman! Plus, a nice repetition of “book” for the folks in the Department of Redundancy Redundant Department.

Brad Foster
Brad Foster
6 years ago

Watch where you’re pointing that! Also, there’s a knife wielding model *behind* you!!

Karl
6 years ago

Mr. Knife Guy appears to be a real human who’s doing a truly impressive impersonation of a pseudo-human.

Hitch
6 years ago

I can’t be the only one here who trained in hand-to-hand. That’s how you hold a knife to cut a cake–not a human. IDIOTIC.

Jesse Jace
6 years ago

What’s that, gun? You say I should have worn something more protective than a Hefty bag? Maybe you’re right, gun. Maybe you’re right.

David King
6 years ago

Her: “This gun is good for scratching my itchy ear.”
Him: “Not as good as this knife!”