Luke’s Gold March 19, 2015 Luke’s Gold This cover is unfortunate — or should I say unlucky? Spread the love Tags: bringing sexy back, cut and paste ◀ Her Maiden Voyage Easy’s Out ▶ 15 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Catie 9 years ago The guy looks like he’s checking his ass in the mirror and thinking “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s butt is the sexiest of them all?”. Kris 9 years ago Unlucky? Naked man poops coins sounds pretty lucky to me! L. 9 years ago Reply to Kris Absolutely no man is hot enough to make me touch gold coins that came out of his poop chute. Waffles 9 years ago Reply to L. Pasta Strainer. Hot Rinse. Plastic Bag. Trip to bank. Cash in gold. You never need to touch it. Waffles 9 years ago Nathan is right! That is unlucky. The gradient and title are completely blocking out the view of that guy’s butt! red 9 years ago Nice topiary. Viergacht 9 years ago Are there two copyright notices on that image? Or are those watermarks from where they were swiped? Author Nathan 9 years ago Reply to Viergacht That’s just the normal watermark that Amazon puts on the covers of print books (but not, for some reason, on ebooks). Catie 9 years ago Reply to Nathan The thought that this would actually be printed on paper and perhaps stand on someone’s book shelf is horrifying. I keep thinking as if these are only ebooks, but a lot of them are available through some sort of POD service. Horrifying. Viergacht 9 years ago Reply to Nathan Ahhh, ok. I did not know that. Kris 9 years ago The middle line is off-center. Now I cannot unsee that. Waffles 9 years ago Reply to Kris Almost enough that it looks like it was on purpose… but not quite. jic 9 years ago The Author clams that “She’s known Mickey Mouse from the inside'” Ewww. jic 9 years ago Reply to jic *Claims* “Clams” just makes it worse. jic 9 years ago Reply to jic There should be a period after… Oh, forget it.
The guy looks like he’s checking his ass in the mirror and thinking “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s butt is the sexiest of them all?”.
Unlucky? Naked man poops coins sounds pretty lucky to me!
Absolutely no man is hot enough to make me touch gold coins that came out of his poop chute.
Pasta Strainer.
Hot Rinse.
Plastic Bag.
Trip to bank.
Cash in gold.
You never need to touch it.
Nathan is right! That is unlucky. The gradient and title are completely blocking out the view of that guy’s butt!
Nice topiary.
Are there two copyright notices on that image? Or are those watermarks from where they were swiped?
That’s just the normal watermark that Amazon puts on the covers of print books (but not, for some reason, on ebooks).
The thought that this would actually be printed on paper and perhaps stand on someone’s book shelf is horrifying. I keep thinking as if these are only ebooks, but a lot of them are available through some sort of POD service. Horrifying.
Ahhh, ok. I did not know that.
The middle line is off-center. Now I cannot unsee that.
Almost enough that it looks like it was on purpose… but not quite.
The Author clams that “She’s known Mickey Mouse from the inside'”
Ewww.
*Claims* “Clams” just makes it worse.
There should be a period after…
Oh, forget it.