“So when my father asks Mr. Tall-Dark-n’-Handsome which one of us he wants to marry, he goes and chooses my brother because apparently this really is a fairy tale. Then I say ‘If that’s what princes are like these days, I think it’s time we princesses started looking into alternatives.’ So, how would you like to marry me, Drake?”
An artist who cannot do eyes.
“So when my father asks Mr. Tall-Dark-n’-Handsome which one of us he wants to marry, he goes and chooses my brother because apparently this really is a fairy tale. Then I say ‘If that’s what princes are like these days, I think it’s time we princesses started looking into alternatives.’ So, how would you like to marry me, Drake?”