The Working Chicken: Learn everything you need to know to become a backyard egg and meat producer in 30 minutes or less! April 4, 2018 The Working Chicken: Learn everything you need to know to become a backyard egg and meat producer in 30 minutes or less! “Hold still, dammit!” Spread the love Tags: instamatic ◀ Witch Inheritance (A Mackenzie Coven Mystery Book 1) Totemic Haven 2 – WildChild ▶ 16 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Brad Foster 6 years ago Cluck that job! BlueDuck 6 years ago “Whut?” “Chicken butt.” Naaman_Brown 6 years ago Reply to BlueDuck The art is bad, but I think the chicken is facing us. Chicken breast. Grackle 6 years ago Reply to Naaman_Brown It’s the butt and tail. Very cute but not a great cover. Naaman_Brown 6 years ago Reply to Grackle I sit corrected. I mistook the dot of the i for a pupil of an eye. That is badder. Kregger 6 years ago Reply to BlueDuck Yup, the working end of a chicken. Phil 6 years ago But how do you get the chickens to read this book? Brad Foster 6 years ago Reply to Phil Put it on the other side of the road? red 6 years ago That chicken is working so hard its head really is chopped off. Kristopher+Grows 6 years ago Lesson one: do not look the chicken in the eyes. The chicken is meat, egg production machinery, object. Look not into the eyes, lest the chicken become alive for you. Hitch 6 years ago What the cluck? Do Chickens have Amazon Prime? With free delivery? Or does he expect them to borrow the book at the local lending library? Zsuzsa 6 years ago Reply to Hitch Don’t be ridiculous. Clearly, chickens prefer to use e-readers. They’ll get it on Kindle. David+King 6 years ago So a working chicken is raising cattle or sheep in order to be a meat producer? dtw 6 years ago It’s not really working for me. B.L. Alley 6 years ago Sorry, but the chicken is NOT working. Johno McMoose 6 years ago Not entirely sure why, but this is the first cover that made me laugh out loud in months.
Cluck that job!
“Whut?”
“Chicken butt.”
The art is bad, but I think the chicken is facing us. Chicken breast.
It’s the butt and tail. Very cute but not a great cover.
I sit corrected.
I mistook the dot of the i for a pupil of an eye.
That is badder.
Yup, the working end of a chicken.
But how do you get the chickens to read this book?
Put it on the other side of the road?
That chicken is working so hard its head really is chopped off.
Lesson one: do not look the chicken in the eyes. The chicken is meat, egg production machinery, object. Look not into the eyes, lest the chicken become alive for you.
What the cluck?
Do Chickens have Amazon Prime? With free delivery? Or does he expect them to borrow the book at the local lending library?
Don’t be ridiculous.
Clearly, chickens prefer to use e-readers. They’ll get it on Kindle.
So a working chicken is raising cattle or sheep in order to be a meat producer?
It’s not really working for me.
Sorry, but the chicken is NOT working.
Not entirely sure why, but this is the first cover that made me laugh out loud in months.