Do Not Read This Book March 26, 2018 Do Not Read This Book Okay. Spread the love Tags: font boredom, pixelation, readability ◀ Blood Trail: 5 Star Amazon Review The Celtic Cross ▶ 14 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Bruce 6 years ago With a cover like that, no further incentive needed. RK 6 years ago Well, that was easy. Ron Miller 6 years ago Don’t read it? I don’t want to even touch it! Ron Miller 6 years ago Don’t read it? I don’t want to even touch it! dtw 6 years ago I’m having trouble reading the cover… David King 6 years ago Not only an off-putting cover, but a title designed to sell zero copies. Maybe someone is trolling. Kristopher Grows 6 years ago Burnt cheese? Gary 6 years ago Or this title… or this author’s name… Is “scabby” a design style? Brad 6 years ago I’m no expert in marketing, but even I know this wouldn’t sell my work! red 6 years ago Needs some anchovies. B.L. Alley 6 years ago I think they left the candied yams in the oven too long. EricL 6 years ago It looks like a passive-aggressive Cover Designer submitted his final design directly to Smashwords after the Author’s check bounced. Revenge! Naaman Brown 6 years ago Do Not Read This Book. The cover reminds me of Freddie Kreuger’s skin condition. I would not want to touch it, much less open it to read it. The title is kinda the antithesis of another book title: Steal This Book. Ian 6 years ago Done
With a cover like that, no further incentive needed.
Well, that was easy.
Don’t read it? I don’t want to even touch it!
Don’t read it? I don’t want to even touch it!
I’m having trouble reading the cover…
Not only an off-putting cover, but a title designed to sell zero copies.
Maybe someone is trolling.
Burnt cheese?
Or this title… or this author’s name…
Is “scabby” a design style?
I’m no expert in marketing, but even I know this wouldn’t sell my work!
Needs some anchovies.
I think they left the candied yams in the oven too long.
It looks like a passive-aggressive Cover Designer submitted his final design directly to Smashwords after the Author’s check bounced. Revenge!
Do Not Read This Book.
The cover reminds me of Freddie Kreuger’s skin condition.
I would not want to touch it,
much less open it to read it.
The title is kinda the antithesis of another book title:
Steal This Book.
Done