Do Not Read This Book March 26, 2018NathanCovers14 Comments Do Not Read This Book Okay. font boredom pixelation readability Previous postBlood Trail: 5 Star Amazon Review Next postThe Celtic Cross
With a cover like that, no further incentive needed.
Well, that was easy.
Don’t read it? I don’t want to even touch it!
Don’t read it? I don’t want to even touch it!
I’m having trouble reading the cover…
Not only an off-putting cover, but a title designed to sell zero copies.
Maybe someone is trolling.
Burnt cheese?
Or this title… or this author’s name…
Is “scabby” a design style?
I’m no expert in marketing, but even I know this wouldn’t sell my work!
Needs some anchovies.
I think they left the candied yams in the oven too long.
It looks like a passive-aggressive Cover Designer submitted his final design directly to Smashwords after the Author’s check bounced. Revenge!
Do Not Read This Book.
The cover reminds me of Freddie Kreuger’s skin condition.
I would not want to touch it,
much less open it to read it.
The title is kinda the antithesis of another book title:
Steal This Book.
Done