A cover made three times worse by pink Comic Sans text.
red
6 years ago
This cover made no sense to me until I read the description. As near as I can tell, Mom there wakes up with amnesia and discovers she has three wives she doesn’t remember (which is not surprising because she doesn’t know what season it is, either). She has a plan to overthrow governments, but she put it next to the remote control and her car keys. Everyone laughs and cheers as she juggles all three wives while escaping on a unicycle.
Sexy women and rhinos – what’s not to love?!?
sexy rhinos?
I still wonder which one is supposed to be deadlier.
Ouch, bad thoughts!! 🙂
And nothing says Bestselling Action Adventure like Comic Sans, don’tcha know.
So…. does the title refer to the women or the rhinos? Cause there’s only two of each…
I assumed that they morph into rhinos or vice versa.
Two women and one pair of rhinos (or two rhinos and one pair of women) make three.
Alternatively, the third one is hiding behind the bush.
A cover made three times worse by pink Comic Sans text.
This cover made no sense to me until I read the description. As near as I can tell, Mom there wakes up with amnesia and discovers she has three wives she doesn’t remember (which is not surprising because she doesn’t know what season it is, either). She has a plan to overthrow governments, but she put it next to the remote control and her car keys. Everyone laughs and cheers as she juggles all three wives while escaping on a unicycle.