Another author takes a great concept and flushes it down the toilet with his execution of it; kind of like that movie Soul Vengeance: the tale of a guy going around strangling people with his mutant penis, which makes for a much less interesting and entertaining movie than you would expect from hearing about it at the pitch meeting.
Bruce
6 years ago
Of all places to end up on the east coast riding a magic unicorn – NEWARK?!
Not to mention, sitting on the edge of the horse’s rump, FFS. Why do people have such a hard time understanding the rather simple architecture of a horse?????
Another author takes a great concept and flushes it down the toilet with his execution of it; kind of like that movie Soul Vengeance: the tale of a guy going around strangling people with his mutant penis, which makes for a much less interesting and entertaining movie than you would expect from hearing about it at the pitch meeting.
Of all places to end up on the east coast riding a magic unicorn – NEWARK?!
To be fair, nothing in the title suggests that this is a MAGIC unicorn. Could be a simple, totally mundane, suburban unicorn.
And there’s that song from the 70s:
“I’ve been through the desert on a unicorn with no name,
It felt good to be back in New Jersey…”
(According to the description, the unicorn should be pointed the other direction.)
Not to mention, sitting on the edge of the horse’s rump, FFS. Why do people have such a hard time understanding the rather simple architecture of a horse?????