Spank Your Spouse! Avoid Divorce
I would really rather not explore the logical connection between those two directives. (h/t RK)
Spank Your Spouse! Avoid Divorce
I would really rather not explore the logical connection between those two directives. (h/t RK)
I’m just relieved it’s equal opportunity.
Too many excellent excerpts in the book description but this was probably my fav:
“Your Heavenly Father wants your marriage to remain solid. Don’t give the devil the victory; read this book today!”
Wife: “You were out too late drinking with the boys tonight, honey. Now drop your trousers and bend over!”
Husband: “You know, I think you enjoy this a little too much.”
Wife: “You bought the book, it saved our marriage just like it was supposed to. It’s your own fault for giving me so many reasons to spank you. Now bend over, I say!”
Feminist’s would have a field day with this.
Oh, yeah, you avoid divorce, all right–after all, once you’ve murdered your spouse, for spanking you, who needs a divorce? Likely still need a lawyer, though.
Oh, yeah, you avoid divorce, all right–after all, once you’ve murdered your spouse, for spanking you, who needs a divorce? Likely still need a lawyer, though.
I think what I like best about this book is how it looks like one of the many cheesy erotica novels from Smashwords we’ve had on here, but if you check out the synopsis on the sales page and have a look at the preview materials, you can see this guy is either perfectly serious about recommending spanking as a way to save people’s marriages or he’s the world’s absolute best straight man and poker-faced prankster. He gives very detailed instructions on why he believes in his program, the importance of laying ground rules and drawing distinctions between spanking and domestic abuse, and the proper techniques for administering the spankings. If he’s joking, I’d have to admire his sheer comedic genius for being able to sound so comically serious; and if he’s not, that just makes his book even more hilarious!
You know, a lot of BDSM enthusiasts complain about Fifty Shades of Grey and all of its imitators for giving people all the wrong ideas about what BDSM enthusiasts are generally like. It would probably be pretty fun to hand those same enthusiasts this perfectly serious instructional manual and watch them get appalled and say “On second thought, I think I liked those cheesy BDSM fantasies in the Shades of Grey novels better.”