The art to me feels like it has been created by a young girl, about 13 I would say judging by the style, that will grow up and be a pretty good artist. Keep at it little artist and become amazing!
The font however was clearly created by an elderly giraffe with a drinking problem and too much stress due to suddenly having to raise a 13 year old artist girl. His failing custom font making blog isn’t helping matters.
What a pair those two are, I can already see the sitcom:
TGIF Thank Giraffeness it’s Frankie!
(Alternate Title: Frankie and Mr. Rafters.)
EricL
9 years ago
That blue swath in the bottom left just bugs me. Why is it there?
The font would be awful on top of a cake. Even worse on a cover.
Who pierced the leprechaun with giant brown spoons?
What is behind the “O”? Flower? Pinwheel? Colorful Mold Spore?
Kris
9 years ago
What this cover needs is photobombing wolfie, a zombie in the background, and a floating eyeball.
Nathan, my neurologist has insisted I quit visiting this blog.
My entire family thought I was having an aneurysm last week. They found me clutching my temples and laughing and crying hysterically while muttering, “My eyes! My innocent eyes!”
I’ve got to quit reading this site at work. Suppressing laughter in my cubicle is causing my eyes to water, and now my coworkers think I’m depressed and need an intervention.
So “Divine Spark,” which is the TITLE of the book, isn’t the most prominant among all the text? I seriously thought “Divine Spark” was the subtitle when I first saw this.
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Where did that font come from? Where? And WHY!?
The art to me feels like it has been created by a young girl, about 13 I would say judging by the style, that will grow up and be a pretty good artist. Keep at it little artist and become amazing!
The font however was clearly created by an elderly giraffe with a drinking problem and too much stress due to suddenly having to raise a 13 year old artist girl. His failing custom font making blog isn’t helping matters.
What a pair those two are, I can already see the sitcom:
TGIF Thank Giraffeness it’s Frankie!
(Alternate Title: Frankie and Mr. Rafters.)
That blue swath in the bottom left just bugs me. Why is it there?
The font would be awful on top of a cake. Even worse on a cover.
Who pierced the leprechaun with giant brown spoons?
What is behind the “O”? Flower? Pinwheel? Colorful Mold Spore?
What this cover needs is photobombing wolfie, a zombie in the background, and a floating eyeball.
And a diesel train in the background.
I thought the cover read “The Divine Spork”.
Nathan, my neurologist has insisted I quit visiting this blog.
My entire family thought I was having an aneurysm last week. They found me clutching my temples and laughing and crying hysterically while muttering, “My eyes! My innocent eyes!”
Your neurologist is probably just afraid that HIS book will show up here.
Ugh that font…… why just why! Get rid of it , this was such a disappointment.
This reminds me of 4th of July fun with sparklers (until someone got burned).
I’ve got to quit reading this site at work. Suppressing laughter in my cubicle is causing my eyes to water, and now my coworkers think I’m depressed and need an intervention.
I feel your pain.
So “Divine Spark,” which is the TITLE of the book, isn’t the most prominant among all the text? I seriously thought “Divine Spark” was the subtitle when I first saw this.
Amazon listing title:
Divine Spark (Polarity Breach Book 1)
And the book cover lists it as:
Polarity Breach
Divine Spark
Frankie Stevens
Yes, it is confusing. Polarity Breach I: might have been less confusing, but who needs to sell books to people unaware of the series?