H.E.R.O. – Riftguard

H.E.R.O. – Riftguard

Mutation! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

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dtw
dtw
6 years ago

Good lord. Putting aside the two main figures … what IS that peculiar thing in the top-left corner?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  dtw

Someone put a horse, a porcupine, and a Thanksgiving turkey in a teleporter and they were scrambled in transmission?

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
6 years ago

This is THE ultimate pseudohumans cover.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Who’s to say that isn’t her? That’s fer damned sure enough boob for 3 people–and frankly gross to look at. I don’t care how puerile one is, that’s gross.

Lydia D
Lydia D
6 years ago

have you ever wanted to scream and gag at the same time

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Lydia D

So gross I don’t have the curiosity to click the link, even using incognito mode.
This is a book cover so lousy that it screams Don’t Buy This Book!
(Maybe we’re being pranked. Yeah, that’s the only sane reason to make a cover like this, Hey, let’s troll Lousy Book Covers.)

Grackle
Grackle
6 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

I…I clicked on it.

No surprise, it sounds as absolutely puerile and moronic as the cover would lead you to believe. There’s a whole series of these things. I did get a kick out of the two-star review:

“…Everytime you write about ‘her huge breast’ or ‘I wonder if she is into girls’ or ‘oh no, my costume is shredded, let me hold a napkin over my heaving breasts’….Awful, does the author need some other ‘outlet’?”

David King
6 years ago

What happened to the skin of the woman on the left? Too many tattoos? Yet her hair looks so normal.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  David King

She reminds me of the liquid metal Terminator, reflecting her surroundings off her skin.

Decca
Decca
6 years ago

In case of a water landing, this cover may be used as a flotation device.

Recjawjind
Recjawjind
6 years ago

W-where did i put the eye bleach?!