Santa is having a bad day. First, he gets stuck in the chimney( working a desk job 364 days of the year really widens the bottom). Instead of milk and cookies, he finds a dead man. And then the police break in, accuse him of economic sabotage (all those free toys), and of committing the murder!
Locking Santa up without trial provokes war with the North Pole, which deploys its dreaded Reindeer Regiment to bomb Loondumb. But that’s not the city’s only problem. Dr. Underpants stockpiles potatoes for a doomsday device, while Dr. E. arranges a prison break with his 10-foot-tall, armed-and-dangerous robot. Throw in terrorists, hackers, and banks that refuse to give people any money, and Loondumb is having almost as bad a day as the jolly red guy.
Thank goodness for super-heroines and smart girl detectives, en route to save the day. Let’s just hope they can find out…who framed Santa Claus?
A wild and uproarious ride, Who Framed Santa Claus? swoops the reader onto a zany trip where messing with elves yields disaster, and Scotsmen don’t wear underpants.
Warning: This isn’t a cutesy Christmas book, and it certainly isn’t
for kids. As one reviewer said it, this book is more “Tarantino meets
South Park”.
Because… “No!!! It’s all been a terrible mistake! For the other 364 days of the year I’m a massive insomniac, and the only way I can cope with it is to do lots of nocturnal cookie-baking!”
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“Hands up don’t shoot!”
The description is equally as horrifying:
Santa is having a bad day. First, he gets stuck in the chimney( working a desk job 364 days of the year really widens the bottom). Instead of milk and cookies, he finds a dead man. And then the police break in, accuse him of economic sabotage (all those free toys), and of committing the murder!
Locking Santa up without trial provokes war with the North Pole, which deploys its dreaded Reindeer Regiment to bomb Loondumb. But that’s not the city’s only problem. Dr. Underpants stockpiles potatoes for a doomsday device, while Dr. E. arranges a prison break with his 10-foot-tall, armed-and-dangerous robot. Throw in terrorists, hackers, and banks that refuse to give people any money, and Loondumb is having almost as bad a day as the jolly red guy.
Thank goodness for super-heroines and smart girl detectives, en route to save the day. Let’s just hope they can find out…who framed Santa Claus?
A wild and uproarious ride, Who Framed Santa Claus? swoops the reader onto a zany trip where messing with elves yields disaster, and Scotsmen don’t wear underpants.
Warning: This isn’t a cutesy Christmas book, and it certainly isn’t
for kids. As one reviewer said it, this book is more “Tarantino meets
South Park”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Sleigh_Down
Read that and be in awe at how much this plot matches up exactly.
Part of me is really not surprised.
Ugh. That’s nauseating, Kris.
Why have one storyline when you can have a hundred?
Why is he wearing a dressing gown and oven gloves?
Because a REAL Santa costume would cost too much. Ditto for the beard — looks like some cotton batting left over from an upholstery redo.
Because… “No!!! It’s all been a terrible mistake! For the other 364 days of the year I’m a massive insomniac, and the only way I can cope with it is to do lots of nocturnal cookie-baking!”
The night Santa went crazy!
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero!
Santa is too skinny.
And due to the placement of the cutout, one SWAT guy appears to be aiming his weapon at Santa’s groin.
And the other is staring right at Santa’s ‘Christmas package’.
I have a feeling that Santa image was not acquired legally.
Is that a beer I see in the left oven mit?
That’s what it looks like to me!