I had to do an image search on Kuato, but I have to say that when I did I realized that Ericb is spot-on.
That’s the only reasonable explanation for the bad proportions and lack of perspectives defining a separation between the man with lady lips and the lady with jagged edges.
And what is all that black crap down the left side? The female parts hair?
Waffles
9 years ago
The more I come to this site, the more that I think that the Firemen in Fahrenheit 451 had the right idea.
Book paper kindles (catches fire) at Fahrenheit 451.
Cover paper has a higher kindling point, closer to Fahrenheit 470 or so.
[Smartypants Factoid for March: Some people like to play gotcha and point out book paper burns hotter than than 451°F, but Bradbury asked L.A.F.D. for the temperature at which book paper starts to burn, the auto-ignition temperature (Paper: 218–246°C 424–475°F). Results vary with different types of paper.]
True, but I can’t imagine that someone anywhere in the world would has wasted higher quality cover paper printing out this… thing.
Ericb
9 years ago
What this cover really needs is a photobombing dinosaur.
Kris
9 years ago
What the… I mean, she’s… or he’s… but they couldn’t be… not even close to… AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Catie
9 years ago
This is a story about the bride of Frankenstein, about one man’s noble, but deluded quest to create a perfect cover woman out of various body parts collected from all corners of the internet. Will he succeed in his goal, or will he fail miserably? The cover speaks for itself.
Seriously now, WTH am I looking at? Whose hands are whose? And why is he fingering her right here on the cover? So many questions…
The spex data for body parts could be downloaded from the internet to Dr. Frankenstein’s 3D printer: the head and braided cornrows of Bo Derek of “10” and the body of Steeve Reeves of “Hercules Unchained”.
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cover150.jpg)
So this is about a distaff Kuato?
I had to do an image search on Kuato, but I have to say that when I did I realized that Ericb is spot-on.
That’s the only reasonable explanation for the bad proportions and lack of perspectives defining a separation between the man with lady lips and the lady with jagged edges.
And what is all that black crap down the left side? The female parts hair?
The more I come to this site, the more that I think that the Firemen in Fahrenheit 451 had the right idea.
Bwahahahaha!
Book paper kindles (catches fire) at Fahrenheit 451.
Cover paper has a higher kindling point, closer to Fahrenheit 470 or so.
[Smartypants Factoid for March: Some people like to play gotcha and point out book paper burns hotter than than 451°F, but Bradbury asked L.A.F.D. for the temperature at which book paper starts to burn, the auto-ignition temperature (Paper: 218–246°C 424–475°F). Results vary with different types of paper.]
True, but I can’t imagine that someone anywhere in the world would has wasted higher quality cover paper printing out this… thing.
What this cover really needs is a photobombing dinosaur.
What the… I mean, she’s… or he’s… but they couldn’t be… not even close to… AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
This is a story about the bride of Frankenstein, about one man’s noble, but deluded quest to create a perfect cover woman out of various body parts collected from all corners of the internet. Will he succeed in his goal, or will he fail miserably? The cover speaks for itself.
Seriously now, WTH am I looking at? Whose hands are whose? And why is he fingering her right here on the cover? So many questions…
“… collected from all corners of the internet”
Body parts can not be downloaded.
The spex data for body parts could be downloaded from the internet to Dr. Frankenstein’s 3D printer: the head and braided cornrows of Bo Derek of “10” and the body of Steeve Reeves of “Hercules Unchained”.
This cover proves differently.
Whazza whozza which where what why how HUH???? I think my eyeballs just turned themselves inside out.
Doesn’t this deserve a “bringing sexy back” tag?
Obviously, the author’s series, like Game of Thrones, is struggling to keep your attention by any… bewbs… necessary!
It’s like an Escher of body parts.
**stands on head to look at it upside-down**
Some covers (like this) are cut and past of things that don’t quite match up and I want to call the style ransom note.
Bwahaha, that would make an awesome tag, Nathan!
So…. is Naked Dude modelling the very latest in adult baby slings then?
Quite sure he doesn’t need to hold her ‘there’ to keep her in though…