“Kill the wabbit”! I think that’s one of your greatest tag lines ever because the image of Elmer Fudd wearing that viking hat immediately jumped into my mind.
(Yes, I’m old enough to remember watching that cartoon after coming home from school)
Catie
9 years ago
That font should be outlawed.
I have a feeling this cover would’ve been much better if the designer choose just one of the elements, either the bird, the guy or the wife of Sauron at the bottom there. It’s not as crowded as some other covers here, but still…
On the bright side, I now feel like watching some Bugs Bunny.
Waffles
9 years ago
I don’t know about you, but the last thing I want to think about with an erotica novel is a giant flaming hole.
Seems that all paranormal romance and erotica these days is about doing the wild thing with science fiction and fantasy creatures, and nothing else. “Let’s see: what kinds of fantastic beings haven’t I written about people banging yet? Oh, I know: fauns, griffins, and Sauron in drag!”
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“Kill the wabbit”! I think that’s one of your greatest tag lines ever because the image of Elmer Fudd wearing that viking hat immediately jumped into my mind.
(Yes, I’m old enough to remember watching that cartoon after coming home from school)
That font should be outlawed.
I have a feeling this cover would’ve been much better if the designer choose just one of the elements, either the bird, the guy or the wife of Sauron at the bottom there. It’s not as crowded as some other covers here, but still…
On the bright side, I now feel like watching some Bugs Bunny.
I don’t know about you, but the last thing I want to think about with an erotica novel is a giant flaming hole.
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Bazinga!
Put. The. Bic. Lighter. Down. NOW!
And lay off the frijoles, too.
I wonder if one of these girls posed for the cover http://youtu.be/hurJCwUsqFk
Seems that all paranormal romance and erotica these days is about doing the wild thing with science fiction and fantasy creatures, and nothing else. “Let’s see: what kinds of fantastic beings haven’t I written about people banging yet? Oh, I know: fauns, griffins, and Sauron in drag!”
Is that… John Stamos in a Viking helm?