Human pairings with dinosaurs are like relationships with vampires and werewolves: at first the novelty of the relationship is exciting, but when the new wears off, the reality sets in that they are only interested in your flesh and blood–and I don’t mean having offspring, I mean having your actual flesh and blood. These paranormal romance novels are corrupting the youth of America with tales of exotic pairings with dinosaurs, vampires, werewolves, billionaires. I suspect these books are subversive propaganda put out by these abnormals to seduce the innocents into destructive lifestyles.
I don’t know… I think they promote tolerance and acceptance. After all these werewolves, dinosaurs and garden gnomes, interracial and same sex relations don’t seem like such a big deal anyone. Make love, not hate. Even if it’s hot dinosaur love.
Disqus, Nathan. Disqus. It’s imperfect, granted, and administering it is a bit of a PITA, but at least we could preview our stuff. (She said hopefully….)
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Human pairings with dinosaurs are like relationships with vampires and werewolves: at first the novelty of the relationship is exciting, but when the new wears off, the reality sets in that they are only interested in your flesh and blood–and I don’t mean having offspring, I mean having your actual flesh and blood. These paranormal romance novels are corrupting the youth of America with tales of exotic pairings with dinosaurs, vampires, werewolves, billionaires. I suspect these books are subversive propaganda put out by these abnormals to seduce the innocents into destructive lifestyles.
I don’t know… I think they promote tolerance and acceptance. After all these werewolves, dinosaurs and garden gnomes, interracial and same sex relations don’t seem like such a big deal anyone. Make love, not hate. Even if it’s hot dinosaur love.
Oops. Sorry for the messy link. We should really get previews on the comments, Nathan 🙂
Fixed. And I’ll see what’s available.
Disqus, Nathan. Disqus. It’s imperfect, granted, and administering it is a bit of a PITA, but at least we could preview our stuff. (She said hopefully….)
Hmm. I added a comment preview plugin, but it doesn’t seem to work with my theme. (Disqus is too ungainly.)
I wonder, do stock model pics come with no dino-porn clauses these days? Yikes!
Your previous comment is true, Nathan. This “genre” is a parody of all things (choose any):
possible
preferable
desirable
normal
Who would buy this? It’s only three words!
“Chomp!”
The end.
The same folks who’d buy the Love At First Sight Harry Potter fanfic.
That was amazing!
What exactly is going on with the front of the T. Rex? Are those supposed to be his stubby little arms?
I thought that looks like a blind double amputee t-rex.
I bet if you poured a little salt on T-Rex’s back it would dissolve like those things in the garden.