This is AWESOME. I haven’t laughed this much since the last time I read My Immortal, the reviews are hilarious. Now I know what I want for Christmas! And what I want to be when I grow up! I want to write dinosaur porn!
A lizard based humanoid instead of a dinosaur would make more sense to me personally. Why real dinosaurs, I have no idea. (That would be like a wild bear giving it to you *shudder*) A lizard person could at least talk n’ stuff.
A ‘lizardman’ is exotic and unusual and also fulfills the only reason I could possibly fathom as to why this exists in the first place…
Reptile junk.
Reptiles have very different reproductive organs. Two dongs for dickin’ on one creature would certainly be something to write or read about.
Of course having two dongs does make dinosaurs have a much higher chance of having Reptile Dysfunction!
Ducks have the longest penis compared to body size. It’s also screwy. Google it. But regardless of the size, being screwed (not screwed, screwed) with a screwy penis doesn’t sound like a fun experience.
Actually, I knew that. It explains both why Donald doesn’t wear pants, and why Daisy puts up with him. However, *most* birds don’t have a penis at all.
“Space Raptor Butt Invasion” is really the paragon of dino-erotica. No one should even bother with the genre after that one.
Karl
9 years ago
She’s too tall for him.
red
9 years ago
I kind of like this. With some rearranging of the type to make it more balanced (get rid of “Veloci” and make the type the same size + shift things down), a little repositioning of the figures, toning down the cut & paste, and adding some clutter, it would have a vibe similar to the posters for the old Hammer films.
I don’t know why ‘Raptor is rapping the Hokey-Pokey, though.
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
I think in this genre the covers are meant to be a joke.
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago
Girl is staring into middle-distance, Rapty is far more fascinated by the title of the book. Nope, can’t see this relationship working long-term…
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cover136.jpg)
Dinosaur erotica? Who gets turned on by reptile sex? Gross.
As for the cover, it looks bland and unappealing to me, but I’m not the target audience. Maybe to certain people that dino looks hot and tempting.
Yeah. I can appreciate all sorts of genres, but dinosaur erotica? NO. God, no.
I am about to hurt both of your brains so much.
This is AWESOME. I haven’t laughed this much since the last time I read My Immortal, the reviews are hilarious. Now I know what I want for Christmas! And what I want to be when I grow up! I want to write dinosaur porn!
That’s hilarious! Thank you, katz!
“This is a 3,500 word hardcore gay erotic novel.” This is a sentence which contradicts itself.
AWESOME!!
Katz wins the interweb
¿¡50 Scales of Gay!?
…You win.
Hah, I have that exact dinosaur toy – it’s the Papo Velociraptor!
Too bad you haven’t got that exact woman. That would be an interesting toy.
That would be one tiny, tiny lady.
A lizard based humanoid instead of a dinosaur would make more sense to me personally. Why real dinosaurs, I have no idea. (That would be like a wild bear giving it to you *shudder*) A lizard person could at least talk n’ stuff.
A ‘lizardman’ is exotic and unusual and also fulfills the only reason I could possibly fathom as to why this exists in the first place…
Reptile junk.
Reptiles have very different reproductive organs. Two dongs for dickin’ on one creature would certainly be something to write or read about.
Of course having two dongs does make dinosaurs have a much higher chance of having Reptile Dysfunction!
“Reptiles have very different reproductive organs. Two dongs for dickin’ on one creature would certainly be something to write or read about.”
But dinosaurs are supposed to be more like birds, and most birds don’t have a dong at all, they just rub their cloacae together.
Ducks have the longest penis compared to body size. It’s also screwy. Google it. But regardless of the size, being screwed (not screwed, screwed) with a screwy penis doesn’t sound like a fun experience.
Actually, I knew that. It explains both why Donald doesn’t wear pants, and why Daisy puts up with him. However, *most* birds don’t have a penis at all.
Do you really think someone that writes dinosaur erotica knows that? 😀
Heck, I’d be surprised if they even knew that reptiles had two dongs.
Which is a double shame, for any potential double dongin’s.
I think that’s more of a hentai thing. Although, they don’t need reptiles to have two dongs.
Also why stop at just two?
Well, there is that whole tentacle rape thing…
The problem with this book is that the raptor is neither in space, nor gay.
“Space Raptor Butt Invasion” is really the paragon of dino-erotica. No one should even bother with the genre after that one.
She’s too tall for him.
I kind of like this. With some rearranging of the type to make it more balanced (get rid of “Veloci” and make the type the same size + shift things down), a little repositioning of the figures, toning down the cut & paste, and adding some clutter, it would have a vibe similar to the posters for the old Hammer films.
I don’t know why ‘Raptor is rapping the Hokey-Pokey, though.
I think in this genre the covers are meant to be a joke.
Girl is staring into middle-distance, Rapty is far more fascinated by the title of the book. Nope, can’t see this relationship working long-term…