“That dog was just too fast for the photographer. Never mind, I’ll use the photo anyway. If I blur it then people won’t notice.” said the cover designer/author.
Ron says we should read how this guy writes. Dave goes to lulu.com to check it out.
Dave has never read a book that’s 90% in the present tense with random past tense sentences before and doesn’t quite know what to make of this. He is somewhat disconcerted by the short paragraphs, too.
etc.
Grackle
6 years ago
How would this even happen?? What planet am I on?!?
Do you have the phrase “the dog’s bollocks” in America?
“That dog was just too fast for the photographer. Never mind, I’ll use the photo anyway. If I blur it then people won’t notice.” said the cover designer/author.
Alternate title: The Stud Dog’s Hind End.
In a way, this is the best laugh I’ve had all day. It’s inadvertently hilarious.
Wow, even the dog is ashamed to be on this cover. (He should be proud—if you know what I mean.)
Too bad he wasn’t faster.
You should read how this guy writes.
Like the east end of a west bound dog?
Ron says we should read how this guy writes. Dave goes to lulu.com to check it out.
Dave has never read a book that’s 90% in the present tense with random past tense sentences before and doesn’t quite know what to make of this. He is somewhat disconcerted by the short paragraphs, too.
etc.
How would this even happen?? What planet am I on?!?
It’s a series–the final adventure of “Gerald and weenie [sic].” Unfreakingbelievable.
Is it too early to vote for worst cover of 2018? I’d dare someone to do worse!