Gaaah…so…many…layers! My eyes don’t know what to look at!
Take Cover
10 years ago
Seriously, what the fuck is that mess at the bottom even supposed to be? All I’m getting is ladyshoes and a dragonfly with a camera.
Catie
10 years ago
Seven Sunsels? Or should it be Sun Sells?
Advice to the designer how to improve the cover:
1) take the Asphalt Gods logo thingie
2) toss everything else,
3) find some decent and legible font, and ffs, don’t put it in the negative.
4) If you can’t make a decent image to replace this mess, just leave it black. It’ll look better.
Barf. Is the writer so insecure that he/she needs that kind of self-affirmation/validation on a book cover? Or do they think it will, somehow, induce someone to buy it?
At least if they had “By Bestselling Author” it would be semi-alliterative.
Waffles
10 years ago
The bottom picture is lady shoes resting on a motorcycle.
Mystery solved!
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cover19.jpg)
It took me a bit to realize that was a motorcycle in profile. At first I saw a robot-cameraman aiming at the legs lady. This mess gives me a headache.
I wish the seven suns would just set so that the whole thing would go dark.
Bonus for PLAID!
Gaaah…so…many…layers! My eyes don’t know what to look at!
Seriously, what the fuck is that mess at the bottom even supposed to be? All I’m getting is ladyshoes and a dragonfly with a camera.
Seven Sunsels? Or should it be Sun Sells?
Advice to the designer how to improve the cover:
1) take the Asphalt Gods logo thingie
2) toss everything else,
3) find some decent and legible font, and ffs, don’t put it in the negative.
4) If you can’t make a decent image to replace this mess, just leave it black. It’ll look better.
It started so promisingly, then I scrolled down.
“Bestselling Author”
Barf. Is the writer so insecure that he/she needs that kind of self-affirmation/validation on a book cover? Or do they think it will, somehow, induce someone to buy it?
At least if they had “By Bestselling Author” it would be semi-alliterative.
The bottom picture is lady shoes resting on a motorcycle.
Mystery solved!
Seven sunsets, though I really don’t see any, but I see four fonts.
I’m assuming this is some kind of a romance, although that guy’s death grip on the woman’s throat makes me wonder.
What’s Asphalt 13 Gods MC?
I’ll bet in thumbnail that word ‘seven’ really stands out. *snark* :-/
MC means motorcycle club. It’s the new thing for the New Adult genre.