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EricL
EricL
7 years ago

When the messenger pigeon poops on your cover it’s not enough to just wipe it off and think that’s okay.

Hitch
7 years ago

And, no pigeons, of course.

Grackle
Grackle
7 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

What a rip off.

David King
7 years ago

Pigeons with such poor eyesight it’s unlikely they will ever deliver any message.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago

The messenger pigeon returns to its home via magnetoreception (navigating its perception of the earth’s magnetic field); however, if they are nearsighted or blind, they do have an unfortunate habit of flying into electric fences, windmills, billboards, etc.

invader
invader
6 years ago

Passenger pigeons because your wizard school is too poor for owls.

Grackle
Grackle
6 years ago
Reply to  invader

Passenger Pigeons have been extinct for just over a century now, so that would actually be pretty impressive.