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I can think of no better comment than to quote the sales copy:
This Best Selling Digital Novel Combines: Fantasy, Paranormal, Science Fiction, Suspense Mystery, Mythology, Romance & Religious Fiction all in one to bring You a sensation of Hollywood Style Movie Quality experience to tantalize Your Imagination on every paragraph that You read! And it has 2 parts to it that will Entertain You Greatly…
(h/t L)
This is what happens when you mix your medications.
And some of them are obviously prescription cannabis.
“Oh, the lumanitĂ©!”
Nope – “LuminiteT”
7 crystals but “only” 4 fonts.
Are those crystals, or multicolored Dragon Balls?
Crystal balls, maybe?
Are those pot leaves in the crystals?
Looks like seven candies with a marijuana leaf on each. Must be candies imported from Colorado.
One of the things I find more amazing than the 4 fonts is the multiple light sources. There’s the light behind the eye, the light shining into the eye and causing a gleam, the light off to the upper right somewhere that is shining on the earth, and the light somewhere behind me shining on the 7 candies.
Kwame: Earth!
Gi: Water!
Wheeler: Fire!
Linka: Wind!
Captain Planet: … uh… 7 elements? Are they crazy? There are still three more elements to go? Okay everyone, I’m taking in resumes for additional elements.
Ma-Ti: Heart!
Onion Knight: Light!
Darth Vader: Dark!
Madam Curie: Radium!
Leeloo: Me!
Michelangelo: Pizza!
Captain Planet: Okay, Darth Vader, Madam Curie, and Michelangelo. Suit up.
Ma-Ti: Sir, I was one one the original Planeteers…
Captain Planet: Get out.
Ma-Ti: But…
Captain Planet: I said Get out!
@Waffles you made my night and you win the internet today.
Always glad to make a difference!
Mebbe those are ben wa balls, and multicolored ones at that! 🙂
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
I passed some cement on the road today that had had a bird walk over it before it dried. These look now very familiar. So, I’d say those are chicken footprints, not cannabis leaves.
“This Best Selling Digital Novel Combines: Fantasy, Paranormal, Science Fiction, Suspense Mystery, Mythology, Romance & Religious Fiction all in one to bring You a sensation of Hollywood Style Movie Quality…”
You! Not just the bog-standard, ordinary you but the special, capitalised You! It’s like this book was written with no-one else in mind!
CreaTive CapitaLiZatIon.
I love it.