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red
red
9 years ago

At last! The February issue of Swords Illustrated.

Paul Briggs
9 years ago

You get halfway through putting your armor on, and then there you are scratching your head trying to remember where you left your sword.

RK
RK
9 years ago

No, this is what the writers put on their covers because mothers tell their daughters not to date writers.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

[sarcasm]Only the shoulders, arms and breasts need armor because, in fantasyland, sword thrusts never target a Valkyr’s lower body.[/sarcasm]

Come on, I’ve never seen an outfit like this at the local SCA in a combat tournament.

Maybe in the 1970s at the local M.C. rally on the poolroom wall in a poster from Easyriders.

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Armor, bondage gear, same difference, right?

Tuula
Tuula
9 years ago
Reply to  Viergacht

I find it odd that a Valkyr, or any other superhuman warrior goddess types, would actually dress in the submissive’s gear. Seems quite common in, ahem, certain type of art.

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago
Reply to  Tuula

According to the description, she’s a captured warrior so maybe it’s justified?

Tuula
Tuula
9 years ago
Reply to  Viergacht

Could be – but they let her have her knuckledusters and she is not tied down, so it looks like she might be cooperative. Then again, maybe they hit her on the head so hard she had amnesia? Would explain the pose and the vacant look. “I seem to have lost something… sort of long and pointy…no, that’s not it.”

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

I bet she packs a mean punch with those spike knuckles!

Heh, heh, heh… Bondage, indeed!