If the recipes don’t include “gargantuan dog” as one of their ingredients, I shall feel cheated.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
If the recipes don’t include “gargantuan dog” as one of their ingredients, I shall feel cheated.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Pet carrier on a cable? My cat would be terrorized.
Wait a minute, there’s recipes included? Oh hells yes!!!
All Cozy Mysteries have recipes included. It’s an actual sub-genre. It’s the recipes that make the mysteries cozy. Guys don’t get it.
I would argue that very few women get it either.
I like my cable cars to have some sort of structural support, personally.
Arrest that cable car for vagrancy (no visible means of support)!
I’m also working on a joke about “Whistler’s Murder” … nevermind.
Now I know how UFOs make crop circles.
Mystery solved! Time to eat!